For someone who feasts on human brains every chance they get, you’d think zombies should be as smart as your average Brainy McBrain. However, literature and pop culture decided that no matter how many body parts you eat, you’ll still be just a moany, slightly rotten, limping scarecrow! Now, although that does seem a bit illogical, it doesn’t mean there aren’t any cool jokes to be made about zombies. On the contrary! The less logic, the better! And, if you’d like to see if this hypothesis is right, we invite you to check out our selection of these glorious zombie jokes that got us laughing, moaning, and hee-hawing.
So, besides some high-quality jokes about zombies, we’ve been thorough enough to scour the internets for some zombie puns, too. Who could resist the brain-grain one, anyway? Definitely not us, and we hope these cute puns intermingled with some spooky jokes will also tickle your funny bone as much as it did ours! And for those who just can’t imagine cute and zombie placed in the same sentence, there are also loads of appropriately creepy Halloween jokes too. What’s Halloween without a zombie, and what’s a zombie without a hilarious joke?
Now, the zombie jokes are just a smidgen further down - you should definitely check them out! Once you are done with that, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who you think might enjoy them as much as you!
#61
Why can’t zombies have pets?
Because they’d eat their brains!
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#62
What weather do zombies love best?
B-rain!
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#63
Why won’t zombies enter beauty pageants?
Because they believe that beauty is only skin deep!
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#64
What icy dessert do zombies love?
Eyes cream!
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#65

What do you call a stripey zombie?
A zom-bee!
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#66
What should you never give a zombie?
A piece of your mind!
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#67
What the name of the 1940’s hit song zombies love to listen to?
"Diamonds are a ghoul’s best friend!"
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#68
Why is the deep south US the safest place to relocate during the zombie apocalypse?
Toothless zombies can't bite.
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#69
What do zombies do in church?
Prey.
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#70

Can zombies do yoga?
Of corpse knot!
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#71
What do the zombies read in the newspaper?
The head lines.
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#72
What kind of apocalypse would be best for the economy?
A zombie apocalypse, because zombies are great consumers!
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#73
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
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#74
Why did the zombie get a job in the ICU?
Because he was a vegetarian.... ok I'll see my way out.
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#75

What kind of dish washing liquid does a zombie use?
"Dawn of the Dead."
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#76
What's a zombie's favorite movie?
"Shambler's list."
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#77
How do zombies eat healthier?
They switch to vegetarians.
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#78
Why hasn't the zombie apocalypse happened already?
Someone's really been dragging their feet on that.
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#79
"As soon as the Zombie Apocalypse hits. I'm grabbing a sledgehammer and heading down to the local cemetery for the greatest game of Whack-A-Mole ever."
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#80

Do zombies eat candy corn with their fingers?
No, they eat their fingers separately!
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