For someone who feasts on human brains every chance they get, you’d think zombies should be as smart as your average Brainy McBrain. However, literature and pop culture decided that no matter how many body parts you eat, you’ll still be just a moany, slightly rotten, limping scarecrow! Now, although that does seem a bit illogical, it doesn’t mean there aren’t any cool jokes to be made about zombies. On the contrary! The less logic, the better! And, if you’d like to see if this hypothesis is right, we invite you to check out our selection of these glorious zombie jokes that got us laughing, moaning, and hee-hawing.
So, besides some high-quality jokes about zombies, we’ve been thorough enough to scour the internets for some zombie puns, too. Who could resist the brain-grain one, anyway? Definitely not us, and we hope these cute puns intermingled with some spooky jokes will also tickle your funny bone as much as it did ours! And for those who just can’t imagine cute and zombie placed in the same sentence, there are also loads of appropriately creepy Halloween jokes too. What’s Halloween without a zombie, and what’s a zombie without a hilarious joke?
Now, the zombie jokes are just a smidgen further down - you should definitely check them out! Once you are done with that, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who you think might enjoy them as much as you!
#41

What is an apocalypse in Wisconsin called?
Parmageddon!
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#42
Why is the population of Eastern Europe never really worried about the lack of food in the event that the Zombies decide to rise?
Because they can always cook-up a nice pot of ghoul-ash.
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#43
Where should people go in case the zombies decide to rise?
The retirement home, no one there's gonna have the teeth to take a bite at you.
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#44
Why do zombies prefer to eat straight-A students?
Because they have big brains!
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#45

How does a zombie like his steak done?
Flesh and raw-r!
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#46
Why did the policeman lock the zombie up for the night after pulling him over?
Because the zombie couldn’t walk in a straight line.
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#47
Why was the zombie left-handed?
Because his right arm dropped off!
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#48
What flowers do zombie women love to receive on Valentine’s Day?
Carnivorous flowers!
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#49
What’s a zombie’s favorite attire?
Blood splats!
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#50

Why did the zombie retire from eating brains?
Because his teeth and jaw fell out!
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#51
Why did the zombie have to consult a behavioral therapist?
Because he couldn’t control his urges to eat brains!
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#52
What did the zombie band call themselves?
"The Walking Dead!"
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#53
What forms part of a complete zombie diet?
Plenty of whole brains!
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#54
How do zombies greet their dinner guests?
They say, “Pleased to eat you!”
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#55

What’s a zombie’s favorite drink?
A shot of te-kill-ya!
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#56
Why did the zombie get rushed to the hospital?
Because he was in a grave condition.
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#57
Why do you call a zombie who’s good at eating brains?
Dead-icated!
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#58
Why did the zombie burn no calories while exercising?
Because he was walking while dead!
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#59
Why did the zombie never need to go to the hairdresser?
Because he had un-dead ends!
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#60

What did the zombie give his girlfriend for Valentine’s Day?
A box of brains and a deady bear!
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