For someone who feasts on human brains every chance they get, you’d think zombies should be as smart as your average Brainy McBrain. However, literature and pop culture decided that no matter how many body parts you eat, you’ll still be just a moany, slightly rotten, limping scarecrow! Now, although that does seem a bit illogical, it doesn’t mean there aren’t any cool jokes to be made about zombies. On the contrary! The less logic, the better! And, if you’d like to see if this hypothesis is right, we invite you to check out our selection of these glorious zombie jokes that got us laughing, moaning, and hee-hawing.
So, besides some high-quality jokes about zombies, we’ve been thorough enough to scour the internets for some zombie puns, too. Who could resist the brain-grain one, anyway? Definitely not us, and we hope these cute puns intermingled with some spooky jokes will also tickle your funny bone as much as it did ours! And for those who just can’t imagine cute and zombie placed in the same sentence, there are also loads of appropriately creepy Halloween jokes too. What’s Halloween without a zombie, and what’s a zombie without a hilarious joke?
Now, the zombie jokes are just a smidgen further down - you should definitely check them out! Once you are done with that, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who you think might enjoy them as much as you!
#81
What should you do at a Halloween party if a zombie rolls their eyes at you?
Roll them back to them!
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#82
What is a zombie’s favorite sauce with brains?
Grave-y.
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#83
How do zombies keep their hair in place?
With scare spray.
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#84
What kind of candy do zombies refuse to eat?
Life Savers.
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#85

What is black, white & dead all over?
A zombie in a tuxedo.
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#86
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
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#87
What bread do zombies usually eat?
Whole brain!
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#88
What do zombies say before a boxing match?
"Do you want a piece of me"?
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#89
Why did the zombie get a bullet in the head?
Because it asked for a high five.
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#90

Why didn't the zombie cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts to walk.
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#91
What did the zombie say when he was asked why he eats brains?
"A mind is a terrible thing to go to waste."
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#92
During the apocalypse, what did the stupid children say to each other?
"Zombies usually eat brains, you are in all probability safe."
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#93
What did the zombie say about drinking blood?
"Blood is really warm. It's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming."
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#94
What did the zombies say when asked why they haven't risen yet?
The zombie say that someone has been dragging at that task for quite a long time.
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#95

What did the zombie order at the fast-food restaurant?
A quarter brainer and fries!
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#96
How did the zombie get promoted?
He created a horde of zombies!
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#97
What do zombies have for breakfast?
Zombie flakes and blood!
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#98
What holiday do zombies celebrate each year?
The day of the apocalypse!
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#99
Why was the zombie shy?
Because he was once bitten!
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#100

How did the zombie get ready for her dinner date?
She got dressed up to kill!
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