For someone who feasts on human brains every chance they get, you’d think zombies should be as smart as your average Brainy McBrain. However, literature and pop culture decided that no matter how many body parts you eat, you’ll still be just a moany, slightly rotten, limping scarecrow! Now, although that does seem a bit illogical, it doesn’t mean there aren’t any cool jokes to be made about zombies. On the contrary! The less logic, the better! And, if you’d like to see if this hypothesis is right, we invite you to check out our selection of these glorious zombie jokes that got us laughing, moaning, and hee-hawing.
So, besides some high-quality jokes about zombies, we’ve been thorough enough to scour the internets for some zombie puns, too. Who could resist the brain-grain one, anyway? Definitely not us, and we hope these cute puns intermingled with some spooky jokes will also tickle your funny bone as much as it did ours! And for those who just can’t imagine cute and zombie placed in the same sentence, there are also loads of appropriately creepy Halloween jokes too. What’s Halloween without a zombie, and what’s a zombie without a hilarious joke?
Now, the zombie jokes are just a smidgen further down - you should definitely check them out! Once you are done with that, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who you think might enjoy them as much as you!
#21

Why do zombies love the fall?
Because everyone has pumpkin spice on the brains!
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#22
Stand-up comedy is a great gig for a zombie. Either they are dying up there, or they are killing it.
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#23
What do dyslexic zombies eat?
Brians.
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#24
Humans get arrested under Miranda rights, but what do zombies get arrested under?
Habeas Corpus people!
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#25

If the Joker actor was the only zombie in a web series what would it be called?
The Joaquin Dead.
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#26
What would happen if the apocalypse were to happen in Vegas?
Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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#27
During the zombie apocalypse, what would be the most secure place on earth?
Washington DC. They haven't got any brains down there.
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#28
Why was the zombie sad?
Because he just wanted to be with zombodie he loved!
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#29
"I stabbed a vampire, beat zombies to death and killed devil itself... my wife rushes through the room and shouts, 'You're supposed to give them candies, Frank!'"
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#30
What do Middle Eastern Zombies eat?
Bahrains!
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#31

They are making the next series of Walking Dead in Greece. It’s a total zombie Acropolis.
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#32
Why are zombies never arrested?
Cause they can never be taken alive!
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#33
What is a zombie sleepover called?
Mass grave!
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#34
Do you know where zombies live?
On dead-end streets!
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#35
Which sea do zombies swim in?
The Dead Sea!
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#36

Why is it never wise to let a zombie cross the road alone?
It might not have eyes.
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#37
What would you call an undead cheese?
It was zom-brie.
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#38
Why can you overtake a zombie on a bicycle so easily?
Because they're dead on my feet.
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#39
Why are zombies so good at Minecraft?
Dead-ication!
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#40
What did the cowboy zombie who keeps talking about the apocalypse tell me when I met him?
He said the end is neigh!
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