If you’re into some classic jokes, then we do have a selection for you! Reading this list with your mother might not be the best idea (unless she’s an absolute menace and has some legendary-tier yo-mama jokes up her sleeve.) Yet, there are a lot of occasions when they will count as adult-only jokes, so tread carefully. However, if you have friends you know will love these, crack away!
While some people won’t find yo-mama jokes funny, there is also a group of people who crave some stomach-twirling two-liners. It’s hard to adapt these short jokes in a casual conversation. But if you do, it often turns into a competition to see who has the absolute best yo-mama jokes.
Some of these lines can be offensive but as is with taste, there can be a lot of opinions about it. So keep your mind open and remember, these are just funny jokes meant to pull your moods up, not down.
Dig in and prepare for this collection of the best yo-mama roasts on the planet. Vote for your favorites, expand your arsenal, and show your friends the winning roasts on the globe!
#81
Yo mama's so sweet she takes her coffee without sugar.
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#82
Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
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#83
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
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#84
Yo mama's so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
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#85
Yo mama's so fat, when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
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#86
Yo mama’s so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn’t let her leave.
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#87
Yo mama’s so fat, she gets group insurance.
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#88
Yo mama's so nice... she works 3 jobs and still makes time for you.
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#89
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
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#90
Yo mama's so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and still is late to work.
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#91
Yo mama’s so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
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#92
Yo mama's so fat, she keeps quarters in one pocket and yen in the other!
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#93
Your mama's so fat, on a scale from one to ten, she's a 747.
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#94
Yo mama's so fat, every time she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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#95
Yo mama’s so protective, she covered you in Band-Aids before you got the boo-boos.
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#96
Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
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#97
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
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#98
Yo mama's so dumb, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted sweet dreams.
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#99
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into the dentist, they make her lay face down.
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#100
Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia.
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