If you’re into some classic jokes, then we do have a selection for you! Reading this list with your mother might not be the best idea (unless she’s an absolute menace and has some legendary-tier yo-mama jokes up her sleeve.) Yet, there are a lot of occasions when they will count as adult-only jokes, so tread carefully. However, if you have friends you know will love these, crack away!
While some people won’t find yo-mama jokes funny, there is also a group of people who crave some stomach-twirling two-liners. It’s hard to adapt these short jokes in a casual conversation. But if you do, it often turns into a competition to see who has the absolute best yo-mama jokes.
Some of these lines can be offensive but as is with taste, there can be a lot of opinions about it. So keep your mind open and remember, these are just funny jokes meant to pull your moods up, not down.
Dig in and prepare for this collection of the best yo-mama roasts on the planet. Vote for your favorites, expand your arsenal, and show your friends the winning roasts on the globe!
#101 The Best Yo Mama Jokes To Stun Your Friends
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
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Yo mama's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
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#103

Yo mama's so chatty, she gave a eulogy at her own funeral.
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#104
Yo mama’s head so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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#105
Yo mama’s so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
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#106

Yo mama’s so fat that the probability of her being in any arbitrary point in space is 1.
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#107

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
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#108
Yo mama’s so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper.
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#109
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
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#110
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
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