If you’re into some classic jokes, then we do have a selection for you! Reading this list with your mother might not be the best idea (unless she’s an absolute menace and has some legendary-tier yo-mama jokes up her sleeve.) Yet, there are a lot of occasions when they will count as adult-only jokes, so tread carefully. However, if you have friends you know will love these, crack away!
While some people won’t find yo-mama jokes funny, there is also a group of people who crave some stomach-twirling two-liners. It’s hard to adapt these short jokes in a casual conversation. But if you do, it often turns into a competition to see who has the absolute best yo-mama jokes.
Some of these lines can be offensive but as is with taste, there can be a lot of opinions about it. So keep your mind open and remember, these are just funny jokes meant to pull your moods up, not down.
Dig in and prepare for this collection of the best yo-mama roasts on the planet. Vote for your favorites, expand your arsenal, and show your friends the winning roasts on the globe!
#61
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.
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#62
Yo mama’s so bald, you can see what’s on her mind.
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#63
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - and she looked.
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#64
Yo mama's so fat that when she was in school she sat next to everybody.
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#65
Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.
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#66
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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#67
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
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#68
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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#69
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her and my car and ran out of gas.
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#70
Yo mama’s house is so small that when she orders a large pizza, she has to go outside to eat it.
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#71
Yo mama's so fat, the sorting hat put her in the house of pancakes.
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#72
Yo mama’s so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
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#73
Yo mama’s so big, when she talks to herself it’s a long-distance call.
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#74
Yo mama’s so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.
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#75
Yo mama’s so fat, she doesn't have a circumference. She has an event horizon.
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#76
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
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#77
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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#78
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
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#79
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.
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#80 Warning: These Yo Mama Jokes May Cause Sudden Silence
Yo mama’s so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take his word for it.
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