If you’re into some classic jokes, then we do have a selection for you! Reading this list with your mother might not be the best idea (unless she’s an absolute menace and has some legendary-tier yo-mama jokes up her sleeve.) Yet, there are a lot of occasions when they will count as adult-only jokes, so tread carefully. However, if you have friends you know will love these, crack away!
While some people won’t find yo-mama jokes funny, there is also a group of people who crave some stomach-twirling two-liners. It’s hard to adapt these short jokes in a casual conversation. But if you do, it often turns into a competition to see who has the absolute best yo-mama jokes.
Some of these lines can be offensive but as is with taste, there can be a lot of opinions about it. So keep your mind open and remember, these are just funny jokes meant to pull your moods up, not down.
Dig in and prepare for this collection of the best yo-mama roasts on the planet. Vote for your favorites, expand your arsenal, and show your friends the winning roasts on the globe!
#41
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
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#42
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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#43
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
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#44
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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#45
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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#46
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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#47 Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes You’ll Regret Saying Out Loud
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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#48
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
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#49
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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#50
Yo mama's so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
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#51
Yo mama's so lazy she woke up from a coma and went to sleep.
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#52
Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
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#53
Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a Covid test.
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#54 Yo Mama Jokes That Are Funnier Than They Should Be
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
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#55
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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#56
Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
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#57
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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#58
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
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#59
Yo mama's so dumb, she failed a survey.
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#60
Yo mama's so fat, when she got hit by a bus she asked, “Who threw that rock?”
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