If you’re into some classic jokes, then we do have a selection for you! Reading this list with your mother might not be the best idea (unless she’s an absolute menace and has some legendary-tier yo-mama jokes up her sleeve.) Yet, there are a lot of occasions when they will count as adult-only jokes, so tread carefully. However, if you have friends you know will love these, crack away!
While some people won’t find yo-mama jokes funny, there is also a group of people who crave some stomach-twirling two-liners. It’s hard to adapt these short jokes in a casual conversation. But if you do, it often turns into a competition to see who has the absolute best yo-mama jokes.
Some of these lines can be offensive but as is with taste, there can be a lot of opinions about it. So keep your mind open and remember, these are just funny jokes meant to pull your moods up, not down.
Dig in and prepare for this collection of the best yo-mama roasts on the planet. Vote for your favorites, expand your arsenal, and show your friends the winning roasts on the globe!
#21
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
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#22 Clever Yo Mama Jokes With A Modern Twist
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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#23
Yo mama's so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.
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#24
Yo mama’s so fat, she goes to the car wash to take showers.
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#25
Yo mama’s so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
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#26
Yo mama’s so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.
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#27
Yo mama’s so short she can backflip under the bed.
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#28 Classic Yo Mama Jokes That Still Hit Hard
Yo mama's so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
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#29
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
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#30
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
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#31
Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad drops her off for work, he gets a fine for littering.
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#32
Yo mama's so fat, a vampire sucked her blood and got diabetes.
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#33
Yo mama’s so dumb, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W’s.
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#34
Yo mama’s so old, her driver’s license got hieroglyphics on it.
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#35
Yo mama’s so fat she had to have her baptism at sea world.
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#36
Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
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#37 Timeless Yo Mama Jokes You Probably Heard In 5th Grade
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
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#38
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
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#39
Yo mama's so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
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#40
Yo mama's so dumb, when she heard about cookies on the Internet, she ate her computer.
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