Sweaty, shivering, and disoriented, you jump out of your bed, having just dreamt that it is Monday, you’re late to work, and you are missing a conference meeting. Your pants are nowhere to be seen, your hair is one huge cowlick, and your cat desecrated your favorite shoes. What’s worse, you just came to the sense that all of this is really happening, and you, in fact, are late for work, and it is, in fact, a Monday. Waking up to such an ordeal is no one’s dream for sure, but we’ve all been there in our dragging years of being working adults. Except for the lucky few, the workplace isn’t usually a fun place to be, and dreams about it are exactly like this, and the only thing that could make it better are, without a doubt, work jokes. However, thinking of it, reading jokes during your work hours might not be the best idea sometimes, but hey, we all need that sweet, sweet comedic relief in our day! So, here we are, presenting to you our collection of only the best work jokes that we could find.
These silly jokes, besides already being inherently funny and relatable, will also shed light on such things as horrible bosses, the real meaning of the word workstation, and our favorite topic - all the things corporate. So, you should expect to feel seen by these jokes while getting your portion of the giggles. Not that bad, right? And while these workplace jokes might not make your daily routine bearable, they will definitely amuse you, and that’s almost as good!
See if your boss isn’t around right now, and scroll straight to our list of funny work jokes. Once you are there, give the best ones your vote, and either read them out loud to your colleagues or share the whole article with them!
#101
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
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#102
I gave up my seat to an elderly person on the bus. And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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#103
Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me 20 minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.
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#104
I used to work for a paper business. But then it folded.
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#105
A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer but also shortens the workday.
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#106
What’s the flower business when it’s going really well? Blooming.
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#107
Sorry, I'm late! Traffic is exactly how it's been every day for the past five years and I was not expecting that.
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#108
My boss says I intimidate the other employees. So I just stared at him until he apologized.
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#109
How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me.
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#110
Boss: "You're fired." Me: *slams fist on the couch* "You woke me up for this?"
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#111
What’s the biggest gripe of retirees? There isn’t enough time to get everything done.
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#112
I can’t wait for retirement. I’ll barely walk and have money.
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#113
Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
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#114
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
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#115
My boss says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
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#116
The reason we “nod off to sleep” is so it looks like we’re just emphatically agreeing with everything when we’re in a boring meeting.
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#117
I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.
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#118
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
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#119
My annual performance review says I lack “passion and intensity.” I guess management hasn’t seen me alone with a Big Mac.
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#120
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
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