Sweaty, shivering, and disoriented, you jump out of your bed, having just dreamt that it is Monday, you’re late to work, and you are missing a conference meeting. Your pants are nowhere to be seen, your hair is one huge cowlick, and your cat desecrated your favorite shoes. What’s worse, you just came to the sense that all of this is really happening, and you, in fact, are late for work, and it is, in fact, a Monday. Waking up to such an ordeal is no one’s dream for sure, but we’ve all been there in our dragging years of being working adults. Except for the lucky few, the workplace isn’t usually a fun place to be, and dreams about it are exactly like this, and the only thing that could make it better are, without a doubt, work jokes. However, thinking of it, reading jokes during your work hours might not be the best idea sometimes, but hey, we all need that sweet, sweet comedic relief in our day! So, here we are, presenting to you our collection of only the best work jokes that we could find.
These silly jokes, besides already being inherently funny and relatable, will also shed light on such things as horrible bosses, the real meaning of the word workstation, and our favorite topic - all the things corporate. So, you should expect to feel seen by these jokes while getting your portion of the giggles. Not that bad, right? And while these workplace jokes might not make your daily routine bearable, they will definitely amuse you, and that’s almost as good!
See if your boss isn’t around right now, and scroll straight to our list of funny work jokes. Once you are there, give the best ones your vote, and either read them out loud to your colleagues or share the whole article with them!
#121
Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever’s bugging you.
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#122
If our boss makes a mistake, it is our mistake.
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#123
Some people are like Slinkies… not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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#124
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
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#125
I don’t mind coming to work, it’s the 8-hour wait to go home I can’t stand.
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#126
The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
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#127
With a calendar, your days are numbered.
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#128
It’s not who you know, it’s whom you know.
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#129
What’s the best part about teamwork? Someone else to blame.
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#130
Why did she quit her job at the helium factory? She refused to be talked to in that voice.
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#131
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you! You have my Word!
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#132
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”
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#133
When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, “You missed work yesterday, didn’t you?” I said, “No, not particularly.”
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#134
I heard you are going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch. It might be me.
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#135
They told me that hard work never beats talent— I guess I’m just not talented.
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#136
The best way to keep a job is to work at it!
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#137
The boss frowns on anyone yelling: “Hey Weirdo!” He says too many people look up from their work.
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#138
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!
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#139
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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