Sweaty, shivering, and disoriented, you jump out of your bed, having just dreamt that it is Monday, you’re late to work, and you are missing a conference meeting. Your pants are nowhere to be seen, your hair is one huge cowlick, and your cat desecrated your favorite shoes. What’s worse, you just came to the sense that all of this is really happening, and you, in fact, are late for work, and it is, in fact, a Monday. Waking up to such an ordeal is no one’s dream for sure, but we’ve all been there in our dragging years of being working adults. Except for the lucky few, the workplace isn’t usually a fun place to be, and dreams about it are exactly like this, and the only thing that could make it better are, without a doubt, work jokes. However, thinking of it, reading jokes during your work hours might not be the best idea sometimes, but hey, we all need that sweet, sweet comedic relief in our day! So, here we are, presenting to you our collection of only the best work jokes that we could find.
These silly jokes, besides already being inherently funny and relatable, will also shed light on such things as horrible bosses, the real meaning of the word workstation, and our favorite topic - all the things corporate. So, you should expect to feel seen by these jokes while getting your portion of the giggles. Not that bad, right? And while these workplace jokes might not make your daily routine bearable, they will definitely amuse you, and that’s almost as good!
See if your boss isn’t around right now, and scroll straight to our list of funny work jokes. Once you are there, give the best ones your vote, and either read them out loud to your colleagues or share the whole article with them!
#81
Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
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#82
There are 10 types of employees: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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#83
I love it when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words: Were you fired?
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#84
Here is my “great employee” mantra:
- Don’t work.
- Never dream.
- Always give up.
- Don’t work.
- Never dream.
- Always give up.
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#85
I like my work calendar like I like my coffee. Free.
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#86
All our lives we are working hard so we can have money when we don’t need it.
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#87
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
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#88
If every day is a gift, I’d like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.
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#89
Things really haven’t gotten worse. We’ve just improved our inter-departmental communication skills.
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#90
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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#91
I couldn’t work today because of an eye problem. I just can’t see myself working today.
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#92
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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#93
When it comes to work, change is inevitable, except from the vending machine.
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#94
Keep the dream alive: hit the snooze button.
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#95
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
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#96
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
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#97
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
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#98
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
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#99
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
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#100
All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy.
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