It has been scientifically proven (not really) that the sillier the joke, the funnier it is. But you know what’s even better than the most ridiculous joke ever? A joke that you expect nothing out of but get a full-blown laugh attack nevertheless. And while there are a couple of such seemingly predictable joke categories, such as science jokes and the good ’ol dad jokes, probably no other beats the joy you get from What Do You Call jokes.
Since there’s nothing we enjoy more than amusing you, we present our collection of only the best What Do You Call jokes ever that are sure to deliver some fun plot twists, unexpected endings, and glorious puns to you!
And you know what, although it isn’t scientifically proven, we are pretty sure that it is the random stuff that you get most of the kicks out of. Say you’re walking down the street and suddenly see that you are doing so in mismatched shoes. Cue the laughter.
Or imagine that you are in the office, peacefully making a cup of coffee while half asleep. Of course, you mess with the coffee machine, and now there’s a fountain of milk spraying waywardly right on your shirt. Cue the giggles.
And, of course, there’s the instance of your dog minding his own business, loudly passing gas, and getting scared of his own farts. Uproarious joy! Same with these what-do-you-call-a jokes — you might know what to expect from them, but the ending is so off-beat and kooky that your belly is now full of laughs.
Alrighty, then, let’s put our theory to its ultimate test, and let’s see if these what-do-you-call-a jokes are as funny as we thought they were. Once you are finished reading them, vote for the ones that you enjoyed the most. Lastly, tell us what you thought about these clever jokes in the comments, and that’s how we’ll know if they are as amusing as we’d hoped!
#121 Not all trunks are important
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant!
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#122 Plot twist: Bear’s on a sugar rush
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
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#123 Okay, that pun actually slaps
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer!
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#124 This pun’s got me howling
What do you call a sleeping wolf?
An unawarewolf!
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#125 Not all ground stuff gets dirty
What do you call something that is mostly on the ground, but is never dirty?
A shadow.
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#126 Udderly Royal
What do you call a female cow?
A dairy queen.
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#127 This Bagel Went Full Snack Mode
What do you call a bagel who works out?
A pretzel.
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#128 Eternal Ant-icipation
What do you call an ant who will stay forever?
Permanant.
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#129 Caffeinated Comedy Hour
What do you call it when people are laughing over cups of coffee?
Brewhaha.
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#130 Peak commitment energy
What do you call someone who shaves 10 times a day?
A barber.
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#131 Dad joke energy, but I’m here for it
What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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#132 That pun just rowed into my heart
What do you call a paddle sale at the marina?
An oar deal.
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#133 Kale Yeah, That’s Punny
What do you call leftover salad?
The last romaines.
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#134 Caught in the cold, literally
What do you call an Eskimo on the rocks?
A long way from home.
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#135 This bull’s off the clock
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
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#136 Farm-to-fan realness
What do you call a man who used to love tractors?
An extractor fan.
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#137 This pun is steering me right!
What do you call a droid that takes the longer route?
R2 detour.
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#138 Not Your Average Ant-Man
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante.
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#139 Spell-check your love life
What do you call a wizard on a dating app?
Bumbledor.
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#140 Stayin’ sweet and undefeated
What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
A sherbet.
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