It has been scientifically proven (not really) that the sillier the joke, the funnier it is. But you know what’s even better than the most ridiculous joke ever? A joke that you expect nothing out of but get a full-blown laugh attack nevertheless. And while there are a couple of such seemingly predictable joke categories, such as science jokes and the good ’ol dad jokes, probably no other beats the joy you get from What Do You Call jokes.
Since there’s nothing we enjoy more than amusing you, we present our collection of only the best What Do You Call jokes ever that are sure to deliver some fun plot twists, unexpected endings, and glorious puns to you!
And you know what, although it isn’t scientifically proven, we are pretty sure that it is the random stuff that you get most of the kicks out of. Say you’re walking down the street and suddenly see that you are doing so in mismatched shoes. Cue the laughter.
Or imagine that you are in the office, peacefully making a cup of coffee while half asleep. Of course, you mess with the coffee machine, and now there’s a fountain of milk spraying waywardly right on your shirt. Cue the giggles.
And, of course, there’s the instance of your dog minding his own business, loudly passing gas, and getting scared of his own farts. Uproarious joy! Same with these what-do-you-call-a jokes — you might know what to expect from them, but the ending is so off-beat and kooky that your belly is now full of laughs.
Alrighty, then, let’s put our theory to its ultimate test, and let’s see if these what-do-you-call-a jokes are as funny as we thought they were. Once you are finished reading them, vote for the ones that you enjoyed the most. Lastly, tell us what you thought about these clever jokes in the comments, and that’s how we’ll know if they are as amusing as we’d hoped!
#141 Geometry\'s savage clapback
What does a triangle call a circle?
Pointless.
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#142 I See What You Did There
What do you call a crab that plays baseball?
A pinch hitter.
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#143 Meditation Meets Howl Logic
What do you call a meditating wolf?
Aware wolf!
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#144 Desert jokes hitting different today
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey.
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#145 Eggs with a dark side
What do you call an egg laid by an evil chicken?
A deviled egg.
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#146 Pun level: neigh-vah seen before
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse!
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#147 Honestly, That Pun Flew
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A bagel!
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#148 Dad joke level: Expert
What do you call a musical insect?
Humbug.
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#149 Beach, but make it math
What do you call a man who has already spent a lot of his time at the beach?
A tangent.
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#150 Laundry’s secret weapon
What do you call it when the iron is blowing in the wind?
Febreeze.
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#151 This pun just burrowed in deep
What do you call an aardvark that is three feet long?
A yardvark.
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#152 Plot twist or just sad plumbing?
What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?
John.
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