It has been scientifically proven (not really) that the sillier the joke, the funnier it is. But you know what’s even better than the most ridiculous joke ever? A joke that you expect nothing out of but get a full-blown laugh attack nevertheless. And while there are a couple of such seemingly predictable joke categories, such as science jokes and the good ’ol dad jokes, probably no other beats the joy you get from What Do You Call jokes.
Since there’s nothing we enjoy more than amusing you, we present our collection of only the best What Do You Call jokes ever that are sure to deliver some fun plot twists, unexpected endings, and glorious puns to you!
And you know what, although it isn’t scientifically proven, we are pretty sure that it is the random stuff that you get most of the kicks out of. Say you’re walking down the street and suddenly see that you are doing so in mismatched shoes. Cue the laughter.
Or imagine that you are in the office, peacefully making a cup of coffee while half asleep. Of course, you mess with the coffee machine, and now there’s a fountain of milk spraying waywardly right on your shirt. Cue the giggles.
And, of course, there’s the instance of your dog minding his own business, loudly passing gas, and getting scared of his own farts. Uproarious joy! Same with these what-do-you-call-a jokes — you might know what to expect from them, but the ending is so off-beat and kooky that your belly is now full of laughs.
Alrighty, then, let’s put our theory to its ultimate test, and let’s see if these what-do-you-call-a jokes are as funny as we thought they were. Once you are finished reading them, vote for the ones that you enjoyed the most. Lastly, tell us what you thought about these clever jokes in the comments, and that’s how we’ll know if they are as amusing as we’d hoped!
#101 Jokes That Ghost You
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Silence.
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#102 I see what you did there
What do you call someone that saw an iPhone being stolen?
An iWitness.
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#103 Pun intended, I see you
What do you call the daughter of a hamburger?
Patty.
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#104 Peak comedy gold
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
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#105 Jurassic naps hit different
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dinosnore.
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#106 This Joke Just Graduated
What do you call an M&M that went to college?
A smarty.
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#107 Witch, Please!
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A sand witch.
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#108 I See What You Did There
What do you call a magician on a plane?
A flying sorcerer.
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#109 Sneaky Kicks, No Cap
What do you call the shoes that all spies wear?
Sneakers.
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#110 Cold enough to rattle your bones
What do you call a skeleton who went out in freezing temperatures?
A numb skull.
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#111 Money’s chill side
What do you call a dollar frozen in a block of ice?
Cold hard cash.
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#112 Tree’s final comeback
What do you call a dead pine tree?
A nevergreen.
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#113 I See What You Did There
What do you call a snail aboard a ship?
A snailor.
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#114 Budget wildlife spotting
What do you call a deer that only costs a dollar?
A buck.
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#115 Chilly But Still a Doggo
What do you call a dog that’s freezing?
A chili dog.
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#116 Jurassic Pun, Honestly
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
A pair-odactyls!
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#117 Mississippi? Wait, what?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi!
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#118 Snack game: primate edition
What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos?
A chipmonk!
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#119 When Comfort Food Invades Your Space
What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face?
Too close for comfort food!
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#120 Dad jokes leveling up
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef!
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