It has been scientifically proven (not really) that the sillier the joke, the funnier it is. But you know what’s even better than the most ridiculous joke ever? A joke that you expect nothing out of but get a full-blown laugh attack nevertheless. And while there are a couple of such seemingly predictable joke categories, such as science jokes and the good ’ol dad jokes, probably no other beats the joy you get from What Do You Call jokes.
Since there’s nothing we enjoy more than amusing you, we present our collection of only the best What Do You Call jokes ever that are sure to deliver some fun plot twists, unexpected endings, and glorious puns to you!
And you know what, although it isn’t scientifically proven, we are pretty sure that it is the random stuff that you get most of the kicks out of. Say you’re walking down the street and suddenly see that you are doing so in mismatched shoes. Cue the laughter.
Or imagine that you are in the office, peacefully making a cup of coffee while half asleep. Of course, you mess with the coffee machine, and now there’s a fountain of milk spraying waywardly right on your shirt. Cue the giggles.
And, of course, there’s the instance of your dog minding his own business, loudly passing gas, and getting scared of his own farts. Uproarious joy! Same with these what-do-you-call-a jokes — you might know what to expect from them, but the ending is so off-beat and kooky that your belly is now full of laughs.
Alrighty, then, let’s put our theory to its ultimate test, and let’s see if these what-do-you-call-a jokes are as funny as we thought they were. Once you are finished reading them, vote for the ones that you enjoyed the most. Lastly, tell us what you thought about these clever jokes in the comments, and that’s how we’ll know if they are as amusing as we’d hoped!
#81 Jurassic Word Nerd
What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
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#82 Low-key the best band name ever
What do you call a computer that sings?
A-Dell!
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#83 This Joke Slipped Right In
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
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#84 Plot twist: Cat steals the spotlight
What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
A cat-has-trophy!
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#85 Santa’s got jokes and gas
What do you call a smelly Santa?
Farter Christmas!
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#86 Blessed and smashed
What do you call an avocado that's been blessed by the pope?
Holy guacamole!
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#87 Dad jokes hitting different today
What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
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#88 Zero Effort, Full Pun Energy
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A pumpkin!
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#89 Hand Solo, but make it dramatic
What do you call a jedi with one arm?
Hand Solo!
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#90 Current mood: watt’s up?
What do you call an argument between two electric companies?
A power struggle!
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#91 This pun’s oink-credible
What do you call a pig who is sleeping?
A pig-in-a-blanket.
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#92 Stealing Snacks Like a Pro
What do you call a pig who is also a thief?
A hamburglar.
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#93 Degree Bear, Bear-y Qualified
What do you call an educated bear who has got a nice degree?
A koalified bear.
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#94 Plot twist, but tasty
What do you place where pigs and dinosaurs live together?
Jurassic Pork.
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#95 Jurassic Snooze Alert
What do you call a dinosaur that is not interesting?
A dinobore.
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#96 This one’s bone-afide sleepy
What do you call a paleontologist who is always sleepy?
Lazy Bones.
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#97 I see what you did there
What do you call a strange alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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#98 Mess Level: Hippo-Sized
What do you call an untidy hippo?
Hippopota-mess.
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#99 Branching out with dad jokes
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
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#100 I See What You Did There
What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders.
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