It has been scientifically proven (not really) that the sillier the joke, the funnier it is. But you know what’s even better than the most ridiculous joke ever? A joke that you expect nothing out of but get a full-blown laugh attack nevertheless. And while there are a couple of such seemingly predictable joke categories, such as science jokes and the good ’ol dad jokes, probably no other beats the joy you get from What Do You Call jokes.
Since there’s nothing we enjoy more than amusing you, we present our collection of only the best What Do You Call jokes ever that are sure to deliver some fun plot twists, unexpected endings, and glorious puns to you!
And you know what, although it isn’t scientifically proven, we are pretty sure that it is the random stuff that you get most of the kicks out of. Say you’re walking down the street and suddenly see that you are doing so in mismatched shoes. Cue the laughter.
Or imagine that you are in the office, peacefully making a cup of coffee while half asleep. Of course, you mess with the coffee machine, and now there’s a fountain of milk spraying waywardly right on your shirt. Cue the giggles.
And, of course, there’s the instance of your dog minding his own business, loudly passing gas, and getting scared of his own farts. Uproarious joy! Same with these what-do-you-call-a jokes — you might know what to expect from them, but the ending is so off-beat and kooky that your belly is now full of laughs.
Alrighty, then, let’s put our theory to its ultimate test, and let’s see if these what-do-you-call-a jokes are as funny as we thought they were. Once you are finished reading them, vote for the ones that you enjoyed the most. Lastly, tell us what you thought about these clever jokes in the comments, and that’s how we’ll know if they are as amusing as we’d hoped!
#61 Plot twist: He’s got zero complaints
What do you call a man with no ears?
Anything you want.
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#62 Petting the family MVP
What do you call an old dog?
Grandpaw!
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#63 Running Late, Literally
What do you call something that runs but never gets anywhere?
A refrigerator.
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#64 Oops, I Did It Again
What do you call something that’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
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#65 Silent but educated
What do you call someone who never passes gas in public?
A private tutor.
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#66 Captured moments, literally
What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?
A cellfie.
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#67 Legendary tree moves
What do you call a Christmas tree that knows karate?
Spruce Lee.
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#68 Moodier than my ex
What do you call a piece of sad cheese?
Blue cheese.
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#69 I wasn’t expecting that one
What do you call shorts that clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
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#70 Game, Set, Never Eat
What do you call something you can serve, but never eat?
A volleyball.
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#71 Pun game: fully charged
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of cars?
A car-toonist.
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#72 Guitar Strums Meet Fruit Punch
What do you call fruit playing the guitar?
A jam session.
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#73 Nailed the Bird Pun Game
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
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#74 Octo-same, but make it punny
What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
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#75 Baah-ring on the dance floor
What do you call a dancing lamb?
A baaaaaa-llerina!
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#76 This Joke Walked In Barefoot
What do you call a bear with no socks?
Barefoot.
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#77 Crafty neigh-sayer energy
What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
A hobby horse.
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#78 Totally Legit Toad Fail
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad!
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#79 Hop to your own beat
What do you call a rabbit that is really cool?
A hip hopper.
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#80 Buzzkill in flight
What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
A frisbee.
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