It has been scientifically proven (not really) that the sillier the joke, the funnier it is. But you know what’s even better than the most ridiculous joke ever? A joke that you expect nothing out of but get a full-blown laugh attack nevertheless. And while there are a couple of such seemingly predictable joke categories, such as science jokes and the good ’ol dad jokes, probably no other beats the joy you get from What Do You Call jokes.
Since there’s nothing we enjoy more than amusing you, we present our collection of only the best What Do You Call jokes ever that are sure to deliver some fun plot twists, unexpected endings, and glorious puns to you!
And you know what, although it isn’t scientifically proven, we are pretty sure that it is the random stuff that you get most of the kicks out of. Say you’re walking down the street and suddenly see that you are doing so in mismatched shoes. Cue the laughter.
Or imagine that you are in the office, peacefully making a cup of coffee while half asleep. Of course, you mess with the coffee machine, and now there’s a fountain of milk spraying waywardly right on your shirt. Cue the giggles.
And, of course, there’s the instance of your dog minding his own business, loudly passing gas, and getting scared of his own farts. Uproarious joy! Same with these what-do-you-call-a jokes — you might know what to expect from them, but the ending is so off-beat and kooky that your belly is now full of laughs.
Alrighty, then, let’s put our theory to its ultimate test, and let’s see if these what-do-you-call-a jokes are as funny as we thought they were. Once you are finished reading them, vote for the ones that you enjoyed the most. Lastly, tell us what you thought about these clever jokes in the comments, and that’s how we’ll know if they are as amusing as we’d hoped!
#41 This pun actually threw me off
What do you call a sick juggler?
Someone who can’t stop throwing up.
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#42 Low grades, same hustle
What do you call the doctor who graduates at the bottom of the class?
Doctor.
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#43 That’s one spicy survivor
What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
A seasoned veteran.
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#44 Plot twist: Bagels do fly
What do you call a bagel that can fly?
A plain bagel.
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#45 Workplace humor that actually *branches* out
What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree?
Branch manager.
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#46 Classic Riddle Energy
What do you call something that goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
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#47 Cold but cute energy
What do you call a baby polar bear?
An ice cub.
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#48 Udderly Talented Performer
What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
A moosician.
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#49 Noah’s Ark Was Ahead of the Game
What do you call the lights on Noah’s Ark?
Flood lights.
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#50 That joke totally drew a blank
What do you call a pencil that is broken?
Pointless.
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#51 Pun level: Expert
What do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
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#52 Purrfectly Punny
What do you call a pile of cats?
Meowtain.
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#53 Puns That Snap Back
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
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#54 Well played, cow spies!
What do you call it when one cow spies on another?
A steak out!
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#55 Oink if you’re winning
What do you call a pig who was lucky to have won the grand lottery?
Filthy rich.
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#56 That Melted Faster Than Hopes
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
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#57 That Joke Just Hit Toothfully
What do you call x-rays taken by a dentist?
Tooth pics.
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#58 Pun intended and nailed it
What do you call a fly stuck in butter?
Butterfly.
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#59 Okay, who did this?
What do you call an annoying reindeer who is obnoxious?
Rude-olph.
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#60 Okay, that’s actually clever
What do you call a group of girls named Jennifer swimming?
Hydro-jen.
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