It has been scientifically proven (not really) that the sillier the joke, the funnier it is. But you know what’s even better than the most ridiculous joke ever? A joke that you expect nothing out of but get a full-blown laugh attack nevertheless. And while there are a couple of such seemingly predictable joke categories, such as science jokes and the good ’ol dad jokes, probably no other beats the joy you get from What Do You Call jokes.
Since there’s nothing we enjoy more than amusing you, we present our collection of only the best What Do You Call jokes ever that are sure to deliver some fun plot twists, unexpected endings, and glorious puns to you!
And you know what, although it isn’t scientifically proven, we are pretty sure that it is the random stuff that you get most of the kicks out of. Say you’re walking down the street and suddenly see that you are doing so in mismatched shoes. Cue the laughter.
Or imagine that you are in the office, peacefully making a cup of coffee while half asleep. Of course, you mess with the coffee machine, and now there’s a fountain of milk spraying waywardly right on your shirt. Cue the giggles.
And, of course, there’s the instance of your dog minding his own business, loudly passing gas, and getting scared of his own farts. Uproarious joy! Same with these what-do-you-call-a jokes — you might know what to expect from them, but the ending is so off-beat and kooky that your belly is now full of laughs.
Alrighty, then, let’s put our theory to its ultimate test, and let’s see if these what-do-you-call-a jokes are as funny as we thought they were. Once you are finished reading them, vote for the ones that you enjoyed the most. Lastly, tell us what you thought about these clever jokes in the comments, and that’s how we’ll know if they are as amusing as we’d hoped!
#21 Pun and done
What do you call a South American woman who is always in a hurry?
An Urgent Tina.
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#22 Dad jokes hit different
What do you call a Spanish man who has lost his car?
Carlos.
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#23 Plot twist: livestock or weather?
What do you call an unlucky sheep with no head and no legs?
A cloud.
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#24 Jailhouse Jester Level: Expert
What do you call a bad clown who is in jail?
A silicon.
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#25 Ocean’s unofficial cleanup crew
What do you call someone who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A mer-maid.
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#26 Okay, that was a solid pun
What do you call a painting of a cat?
A paw-trait.
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#27 Math just got bro-approved
What do you call boys who love mathematics?
Algebros.
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#28 Birds of a velcro feather
What do you call blackbirds that stick together?
Vel-crows.
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#29 Nice one, Sherlock
What do you call a policeman in bed?
An undercover cop.
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#30 Nailed the Pun Game
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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#31 Found the galaxy’s messiest feud
What do you call two celebrities fighting?
Star Wars.
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#32 Rebel Baby Energy
What do you call it when a baby does not believe in Santa?
A rebel without a claus.
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#33 March Madness, But Make It Military
What do you call the month that soldiers hate most?
March.
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#34 Pun Intended, Right?
What do you call a factory that manufactures products that are just ok?
A satisfactory.
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#35 Classic Dad Joke Energy
What do you call a cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese!
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#36 Spud-tacular Daily Dose
What do you call a potato who you see every day?
A commentator.
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#37 This One’s a Latte Familiar
What do you call it when you enter a coffee shop and feel like you have been there before?
Déjà Brew.
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#38 Who knew smiles were that long?
What do you call the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each “s.”
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#39 Pickle transformation: it’s a vibe
What do you call the process a cucumber goes through to become a pickle?
A jarring experience.
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#40 Forever Cub Vibes
What do you call a bear that never wants to grow up?
Peter Panda!
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