We bet you’ve seen at least one wedding movie that is a romantic comedy. That’s because weddings lead to unique stories to tell as once in a lifetime events where anything beautiful, or cringe moments might happen. But whatever happens in a wedding, people just laugh about it. Whether you get to hear hilarious bride puns or wedding ceremony jokes, a wedding is always a not-to-miss kind of show!
A wedding honors a memorable day worthy of all the planning, budgeting, and nerve-wracking choices. So, if you’re about to attend a wedding or get married yourself, here’s our list of 129 wedding ceremony jokes, marriage puns, and proposal puns to make you the official joker on the wedding day.
If you are the official party animal in your friends’ group, funny wedding puns are the perfect way to make the couple laugh before and during celebrations. Since it can be hard to come up with some witty sayings from fun moments on the spot, our collection of wedding puns can help you out. Send some hilarious wedding day puns to the newlyweds, use them in your best man speech, or simply add them as wedding captions for Instagram posts.
#61
Sip, sip, hooray!
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#62
Donut ever let me go.
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#63
Yoda best bride.
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#64
You’re getting meow-ied.
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#65
I love you from my head tomatoes.
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#66
The beers looked gorgeous on their wedding day. They were pitcher perfect.
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#67
Bride your time.
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#68
Sugar and spouse.
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#69
We make a nice pear.
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#70
What did the peppermint say during his marriage?
He said, “We were always meant to be together.”
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#71
This might sound cheesy, but you’re really grate.
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#72
Make a ring around the alter and call it the wedding ring.
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#73
The groom gave me permission to riddle the best man speech with puns which was great, but im a bit worried Illinois the rest of you.
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#74
The melon was shocked when the other melon proposed. She exclaimed, "Honeydew know! I cantelope!"
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#75
I proposed to mime, and asked, "Will you mirror me?" She was absolutely speechless.
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#76
The cellphone was excited to propose to his girlfriend. After months of planning, he finally gave her a ring.
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#77
Mr Ohm remembers fondly how he proposed to Mrs Ohm.
He couldn't resistor.
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#78
I went to the wedding of two artists. There was the bride to be, the groom to be and a whole load of pencils. 2B.
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#79
I liked the whole wedding, but it was the reception that really took the cake.
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#80
Two antennas got married. The wedding was a bit disappointing, but the reception was great.
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