We bet you’ve seen at least one wedding movie that is a romantic comedy. That’s because weddings lead to unique stories to tell as once in a lifetime events where anything beautiful, or cringe moments might happen. But whatever happens in a wedding, people just laugh about it. Whether you get to hear hilarious bride puns or wedding ceremony jokes, a wedding is always a not-to-miss kind of show!
A wedding honors a memorable day worthy of all the planning, budgeting, and nerve-wracking choices. So, if you’re about to attend a wedding or get married yourself, here’s our list of 129 wedding ceremony jokes, marriage puns, and proposal puns to make you the official joker on the wedding day.
If you are the official party animal in your friends’ group, funny wedding puns are the perfect way to make the couple laugh before and during celebrations. Since it can be hard to come up with some witty sayings from fun moments on the spot, our collection of wedding puns can help you out. Send some hilarious wedding day puns to the newlyweds, use them in your best man speech, or simply add them as wedding captions for Instagram posts.
#41
Congrats to a Dino-mite couple!
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#42
Nade is going to buy some meat for his surprise proposal to you. Are you going to marinade?
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#43
The man proposed to the woman he was in love with using 100 pink balloons. She turned up to the proposal 40 minutes late, so the minute she turned up he popped the question.
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#44
I met a sailor I wanted to marry, but even though he was in love with me, he wasn't ready to tie the knot.
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#45
The Queen of Hearts had to marry the King of Hearts. There was no denying that they were perfectly suited.
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#46
For butter or worse, I want to toast the lovely bride and groom.
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#47
The groom decided to ask his brother to be in his wedding. He was sure he was the best man for the job.
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#48
After all the talk about cold feet before a wedding, I didn't notice. Mine were just groom temperature.
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#49
I went to a cannibal wedding. The best man toasted the groom, the groom toasted the bridesmaids, the father of the bride toasted everyone who couldn't be there. It was a huge barbecue.
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#50
So Hydrogen and Helium decided to get a divorce. I've heard they've both moved on, but they still think of each other periodically.
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#51
What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
Someday my prints will come!
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#52
Congratulations to the pear-fect couple.
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#53
It's been an emotional day, even the cake is in tiers.
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#54
When is the right time to get married?
I don’t know, what do you propose?
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#55
Did you hear about the two cell phones who got married?
The reception was terrific.
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#56
Marriage is becoming more and more progressive.
I hear two scoutmasters decided to tie the knot.
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#57
Did you hear about the notebook that married a pencil?
It finally found Mr. Write.
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#58
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.”
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#59
Now we get to hang out forever!
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#60
Til death do us party.
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