We bet you’ve seen at least one wedding movie that is a romantic comedy. That’s because weddings lead to unique stories to tell as once in a lifetime events where anything beautiful, or cringe moments might happen. But whatever happens in a wedding, people just laugh about it. Whether you get to hear hilarious bride puns or wedding ceremony jokes, a wedding is always a not-to-miss kind of show!
A wedding honors a memorable day worthy of all the planning, budgeting, and nerve-wracking choices. So, if you’re about to attend a wedding or get married yourself, here’s our list of 129 wedding ceremony jokes, marriage puns, and proposal puns to make you the official joker on the wedding day.
If you are the official party animal in your friends’ group, funny wedding puns are the perfect way to make the couple laugh before and during celebrations. Since it can be hard to come up with some witty sayings from fun moments on the spot, our collection of wedding puns can help you out. Send some hilarious wedding day puns to the newlyweds, use them in your best man speech, or simply add them as wedding captions for Instagram posts.
#81
The wedding was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers by the end.
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#82
Two melons tried to go to Vegas to get married, but they didn't have the right documents. It's a shame they cantelope.
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#83
Best men, please stand to the left because women are always right.
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#84
"I'd like to give a toast," said the groom. "Make sure you put some jam on it," replied the bride.
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#85
I'm just like a dumpling, I have fillings for you.
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#86
The bride was about to walk down the aisle when she realised she really needed to pee. "How long do I have?" she asked her father. He replied, "Go now, or forever hold your pees."
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#87
You two are mer-maid for each other.
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#88
Two many little digs will send a marriage to an early grave.
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#89
A couple of canon balls got married yesterday. I heard that they are already expecting BBs.
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#90
Some mornings I wake up grumpy. And others I just let him sleep in.
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#91
Mint to Be.
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#92
What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.
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#93
I cannoli be happy when I'm with you.
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#94
You're my significant otter.
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#95
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
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#96
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
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#97
You're one in a melon.
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#98
Our love is in-tents.
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#99
Owl always love you.
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#100
Meow and forever.
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