We bet you’ve seen at least one wedding movie that is a romantic comedy. That’s because weddings lead to unique stories to tell as once in a lifetime events where anything beautiful, or cringe moments might happen. But whatever happens in a wedding, people just laugh about it. Whether you get to hear hilarious bride puns or wedding ceremony jokes, a wedding is always a not-to-miss kind of show!
A wedding honors a memorable day worthy of all the planning, budgeting, and nerve-wracking choices. So, if you’re about to attend a wedding or get married yourself, here’s our list of 129 wedding ceremony jokes, marriage puns, and proposal puns to make you the official joker on the wedding day.
If you are the official party animal in your friends’ group, funny wedding puns are the perfect way to make the couple laugh before and during celebrations. Since it can be hard to come up with some witty sayings from fun moments on the spot, our collection of wedding puns can help you out. Send some hilarious wedding day puns to the newlyweds, use them in your best man speech, or simply add them as wedding captions for Instagram posts.
#21
Did you hear about that bald guy that was so in love with his comb, he decided to marry it? At the wedding he declared, "I'll never part with it!"
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#22
Cross my heart and elope to die.
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#23
It is true that love is blind?
Because marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
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#24
For newly married couples, there is a progression of rings: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering!
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#25
I identify with football players because I know what it’s like to spend your whole life training for a large, jewel-encrusted ring.
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#26
Get punny and creative—everyone loves a good play on words.
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#27
I decided I'm going to change my name when I get married. I would love something with a good ring to it.
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#28
I asked the librarian if he had any books of proposal puns. She said yes.
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#29
I am obsessed with watching wedding proposals on YouTube. I just find them so engaging.
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#30
I was in love with a sheep, so I wanted to propose. I finally got up the courage to ask, "Will ewe marry me?"
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#31
The bride didn't mean to gain wait before the wedding. She did it by snaccident.
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#32
The most emotional part of the wedding was not the speeches or the vows. It was when the cake was smashed into my face. It really brought a tier to my eye.
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#33
Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.
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#34
I went to a wedding where a fight broke out between the bride and groom. It was martial arts.
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#35
I went to my friend's room before his wedding, and asked if he was wearing two pairs of socks. He looked confused, and I told him he had to put another pair on. I don't want him to get cold feet.
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#36
It's been five years since I went to the wedding of the invisible man and the invisible woman. The kids aren't anything to look at either.
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#37
I hope you live apple-y ever after.
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#38
You're the avocado to my toast.
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#39
Let your conscience be your bride.
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#40
Firstly, I’d like to thank you all for coming to celebrate these two here at their Maryland, I'm sorry wedding.
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