Come to think of it, each season has its own weather jokes. Spring brings allergies and wet sneakers, summer is for freaky tanlines and mosquitoes, fall is for being under the weather, and winter is for freezing your behind off. Yeah, we know, those are all the cons of the seasons, but you wouldn’t want to make funny weather jokes out of something that’s genuinely pleasant, right? We thought so! So, let us present to you our magnificent list dedicated to jokes about the weather - there’s a good chance that you’ll find most of them highly relatable.
Basically, weather jokes can be divided into two groups. One would be for when it’s hot and the other for when it’s cold. Now, hot weather jokes might sound alluring when you’re in the depths of winter, but truthfully, thinking about being sweaty all the time and having zero energy to do something due to a heatwave is all but pleasant and inviting. As for the cold weather jokes… Well, it’s never fun to imagine yourself being dressed in so many layers that you become Patrick the Starfish and only having the mobility to be rolled around rather than to walk on your own two feet. Sorry, we did try to come up with redeeming points for extremely hot and freezing cold weather, but there seems to be none! All the better, though, as this way, we get more silly jokes to laugh at.
Now, scroll down below to check out our selection of the very best weather jokes ever. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote! And since we’re pretty sure your friends would like to laugh at these hilarious jokes, too, share this article with them.
#101
Why did the lightning get into trouble?
It didn’t know how to conduct itself.
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#102
What do you call a kidney doctor who can also predict the weather?
A meaty-urologist.
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#103
The weather forecast was for freezing cold hail and sure enough, it was an ice day.
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#104
Why should you avoid tornado chasers?
They’re always passing wind.
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#105
Fred: "I’m sure I’m right."
Betty: "You’re as right as rain – all wet!"
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#106
How did the hail stone describe it’s life?
It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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#107

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?
Catch my drift.
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#108

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?
If it spins anti-cyclonically.
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#109
How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather?
He’s got bugs on his teeth.
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#110
How did you find the weather at camp?
It was easy. I just went outside – and there it was!
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#111
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
The conductor.
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#112

Why can’t meteorologists forecast the weather?
They are too busy studying comets and meteors.
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#113

"It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs."
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#114
Q: What is a mountain's favorite type of candy?
A: Snow caps.
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#115
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?
A: A snowmobile!
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#116
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In a snow bank.
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#117

"No, I’m not walking on string-cheese stilts. These are just my first bare legs of the season." - Una LaMarche
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#118
"Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night, day." - Tom Parry
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#119

"As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold. I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”" - Phil Noyes
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#120
"We all grew up in a town on the New Jersey shore and spent our summers at the beach, swimming, surfing, hanging out with friends. One of my friends loved the season so much, we began calling him Mr. Summertime. "What happens when summer is over?" someone asked. I thought for a minute, then said, "In September he becomes the Fall Guy."" - J. Cummings
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