Come to think of it, each season has its own weather jokes. Spring brings allergies and wet sneakers, summer is for freaky tanlines and mosquitoes, fall is for being under the weather, and winter is for freezing your behind off. Yeah, we know, those are all the cons of the seasons, but you wouldn’t want to make funny weather jokes out of something that’s genuinely pleasant, right? We thought so! So, let us present to you our magnificent list dedicated to jokes about the weather - there’s a good chance that you’ll find most of them highly relatable.
Basically, weather jokes can be divided into two groups. One would be for when it’s hot and the other for when it’s cold. Now, hot weather jokes might sound alluring when you’re in the depths of winter, but truthfully, thinking about being sweaty all the time and having zero energy to do something due to a heatwave is all but pleasant and inviting. As for the cold weather jokes… Well, it’s never fun to imagine yourself being dressed in so many layers that you become Patrick the Starfish and only having the mobility to be rolled around rather than to walk on your own two feet. Sorry, we did try to come up with redeeming points for extremely hot and freezing cold weather, but there seems to be none! All the better, though, as this way, we get more silly jokes to laugh at.
Now, scroll down below to check out our selection of the very best weather jokes ever. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote! And since we’re pretty sure your friends would like to laugh at these hilarious jokes, too, share this article with them.
#81
What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?
Hurricanes with cataracts.
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#82
If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can’t see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining.
If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.
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#83
Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail.
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#84
Q: What does daylight saving time mean in Seattle?
A: An extra hour of rain.
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#85

Q: What do you call a month's worth of rain?
A: England.
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#86
Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A: A rain of terror.
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#87
Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets.
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#88
Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof?
A: Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles.
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#89

Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear.
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#90
Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
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#91
Q: What happens when fog lifts in California?
A: UCLA!
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#92

Q: Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
A: Udder disaster!
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#93
Q: What type of lightning likes to play sports?
A: Ball lightning!
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#94
Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!
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#95
"If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him." - Bob Hope
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#96

"Why does moisture destroy leather? When it’s raining, cows don’t go up to the farmhouse yelling, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! We’re going to ruin the whole outfit here!”" - Jerry Seinfeld
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#97
"While editing announcements for a newspaper, I came across an item promoting a camp for children with asthma. Aside from all the wonderful activities the kids could enjoy, such as canoeing, swimming, crafts and more, it promised that its lakefront property offered something the kids probably did not expect: "breathtaking views."" - Christy Nichols
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#98
When are your eyes not eyes?
When the cold wind makes them water!
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#99

What do you call it when it’s pouring ducks and geese?
Fowl weather!
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#100
What does a weatherman wear under his trousers?
Thunderpants.
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