Come to think of it, each season has its own weather jokes. Spring brings allergies and wet sneakers, summer is for freaky tanlines and mosquitoes, fall is for being under the weather, and winter is for freezing your behind off. Yeah, we know, those are all the cons of the seasons, but you wouldn’t want to make funny weather jokes out of something that’s genuinely pleasant, right? We thought so! So, let us present to you our magnificent list dedicated to jokes about the weather - there’s a good chance that you’ll find most of them highly relatable.
Basically, weather jokes can be divided into two groups. One would be for when it’s hot and the other for when it’s cold. Now, hot weather jokes might sound alluring when you’re in the depths of winter, but truthfully, thinking about being sweaty all the time and having zero energy to do something due to a heatwave is all but pleasant and inviting. As for the cold weather jokes… Well, it’s never fun to imagine yourself being dressed in so many layers that you become Patrick the Starfish and only having the mobility to be rolled around rather than to walk on your own two feet. Sorry, we did try to come up with redeeming points for extremely hot and freezing cold weather, but there seems to be none! All the better, though, as this way, we get more silly jokes to laugh at.
Now, scroll down below to check out our selection of the very best weather jokes ever. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote! And since we’re pretty sure your friends would like to laugh at these hilarious jokes, too, share this article with them.
#61
"We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids. It’s SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out." - Lew Schneider
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#62

"Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, nine tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation." - Kin Hubbard
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#63
Concerned about what will happen to cities if the polar ice caps melt? Don't be. New names have already been chosen.
Atlantis City, New Jersey.
Pariscope, France.
Sail 'Em, Massachusetts.
Floodelphia, Pennsylvania.
Helsunki, Finland.
Sao Marco... Paulo, Brazil.
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#64
"For her summer job, my 18-year-old daughter arranged interviews at several day-care centers. At one meeting, she sat down on one of the kiddie seats, no simple task for most people. The interview went well, and at the end, the day-care center director asked the standard question, "Can you give me one good reason we should hire you?" "Because I fit in the chairs." She got the job." - Judith L. McKay
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#65
What did one hurricane say to the other?
I have my eye on you.
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#66

It was so cold, one man fell out of bed and broke his pyjamas!
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#67

It was so cold outside that hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
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#68
Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday. Fowl weather.
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#69
“A friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after a storm and flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.”
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#70
Where’s the best place to store your rain?
In a cloud bank.
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#71

What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Want to go for a spin!
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#72
What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
Twister!
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#73
What falls but never hits the ground?
The temperature!
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#74

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle!
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#75
Why shouldn’t you fight with a cloud?
He’ll storm out on you!
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#76
Coming up with weather-related puns is a breeze.
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#77
“I spent 60 seconds in this 90-degree weather. It’s been a hot minute.”
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#78
How do sheep keep warm in winter?
Central bleating!
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#79
Which weather features do druggies like most?
Highs.
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#80
Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
Because of all the kings and queens that reigned there.
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