Come to think of it, each season has its own weather jokes. Spring brings allergies and wet sneakers, summer is for freaky tanlines and mosquitoes, fall is for being under the weather, and winter is for freezing your behind off. Yeah, we know, those are all the cons of the seasons, but you wouldn’t want to make funny weather jokes out of something that’s genuinely pleasant, right? We thought so! So, let us present to you our magnificent list dedicated to jokes about the weather - there’s a good chance that you’ll find most of them highly relatable.
Basically, weather jokes can be divided into two groups. One would be for when it’s hot and the other for when it’s cold. Now, hot weather jokes might sound alluring when you’re in the depths of winter, but truthfully, thinking about being sweaty all the time and having zero energy to do something due to a heatwave is all but pleasant and inviting. As for the cold weather jokes… Well, it’s never fun to imagine yourself being dressed in so many layers that you become Patrick the Starfish and only having the mobility to be rolled around rather than to walk on your own two feet. Sorry, we did try to come up with redeeming points for extremely hot and freezing cold weather, but there seems to be none! All the better, though, as this way, we get more silly jokes to laugh at.
Now, scroll down below to check out our selection of the very best weather jokes ever. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote! And since we’re pretty sure your friends would like to laugh at these hilarious jokes, too, share this article with them.
#41

Did you hear about the woman who wore sunglasses?
She took a very dim view of things.
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#42
How did my cat know about tomorrow’s weather?
He looked at the fur-cast.
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#43
If you think raining cats and dogs is bad, you should see hailing taxis!
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#44
You never see owls being amorous in the rain. It’s too wet to woo.
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#45

What bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow!
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#46
“How hot is it?”
“It’s so hot, when I turned on my lawn sprinkler, all I got was steam!”
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#47
"I received a message from the Sun. After reading it, I was enlightened."
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#48
It’s so hot outside everyone is wearing sweat pants.
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#49
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
Because if they travelled slowly, we’d have to call them slow-i-canes.
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#50

There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It’s called Monday.
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#51
What doesn’t get any wetter no matter how much it rains?
The ocean.
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#52
What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert?
Candy Canes.
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#53

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?
It has the blues.
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#54
Why did the weather want privacy?
It was changing.
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#55
What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?
A very dry sense of humor.
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#56
What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?
Rock and Roll.
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#57

Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
A: Polaroids!
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#58
Q: What is the Mexican weather report?
A: Chili today and hot tamale.
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#59
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two's company, three's a cloud.
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#60
Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
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