Come to think of it, each season has its own weather jokes. Spring brings allergies and wet sneakers, summer is for freaky tanlines and mosquitoes, fall is for being under the weather, and winter is for freezing your behind off. Yeah, we know, those are all the cons of the seasons, but you wouldn’t want to make funny weather jokes out of something that’s genuinely pleasant, right? We thought so! So, let us present to you our magnificent list dedicated to jokes about the weather - there’s a good chance that you’ll find most of them highly relatable.
Basically, weather jokes can be divided into two groups. One would be for when it’s hot and the other for when it’s cold. Now, hot weather jokes might sound alluring when you’re in the depths of winter, but truthfully, thinking about being sweaty all the time and having zero energy to do something due to a heatwave is all but pleasant and inviting. As for the cold weather jokes… Well, it’s never fun to imagine yourself being dressed in so many layers that you become Patrick the Starfish and only having the mobility to be rolled around rather than to walk on your own two feet. Sorry, we did try to come up with redeeming points for extremely hot and freezing cold weather, but there seems to be none! All the better, though, as this way, we get more silly jokes to laugh at.
Now, scroll down below to check out our selection of the very best weather jokes ever. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote! And since we’re pretty sure your friends would like to laugh at these hilarious jokes, too, share this article with them.
#21
"Vacationing in Vermont, I picked up the local paper to check out the forecast. It read: Today: Sunny, 76. Tonight: Not so sunny, 55." - Norrine Trono
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#22
According to a news story, if global warming continues, in 20 years the only chance we'll have to see a polar bear is in a zoo. So in other words, nothing is going to change.
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#23
“The weather forecast says it won’t rain for three months, but I drought it.”
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#24
“I saw a turtle during a thunderstorm, you could say he was shellshocked.”
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#25
Lightning storms can be very striking.
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#26
“It’s so hot that when I saw a heatwave, I waved back.”
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#27
What did Santa Claus’s wife say during a thunderstorm?
Come and look at the rain, dear.
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#28
Why do raindrops like lightning at night?
So they can see where they are going.
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#29
"On a fishing trip to a remote lake in Northern Quebec, I asked the outfitter, “Do you stay here during the winter?” “No,” he said. “The snow gets too deep. We can’t get supplies in. Like many Canadians, I go south for the winter.” “Oh,” I said. “Where do you go?” “Vermont.”"
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#30
Q: How does a hurricane see?
A: With its eye.
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#31
Q: What is a Queens favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Reign!
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#32
Q: What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
A: A weekend.
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#33
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.
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#34
Q: Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?
A: Fo' Drizzle.
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#35
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "change" in the weather.
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#36
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.
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#37
Q: What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
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#38
Q: What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up?
A: Fog!
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#39
"Electricity is really just organized lightning." - George Carlin
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#40
"It’s been raining so much in Los Angeles that the Chia Pet I threw in the garbage is now blocking my entire driveway." - Jay Leno
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