If any creepy entity has ever lived through a renaissance of a worldwide scale, it has to be the vampires. Come to think of it, they were never really gone from our pop culture since, probably, the start of culture, but the recent decade or so reminded us what a significant part of our society vampires are. Well, at least a significant part of various movies, TV shows, podcasts, memes, and… hilarious jokes! That's right; we're sparking the embers of the vampire craze ablaze with our latest article dedicated solely to vampire jokes!
The blood-sucking, ethereally charming human beasts have been ruling our imaginations since the dawn of humankind. But now we know better than to be scared of them, for sure! Now, we have these jokes about vampires to laugh right in the white faces of centuries-old creatures of the dark. And, well, the creepier the subject, the more deliciously spooky jokes you get! One might even think that these funny vampire jokes were tailor-made to be a part of your Halloween festivities. A new tradition, perhaps?
So, ready to check out our selection of deliciously spooky jokes? If so, scroll on down below, and that's where you will find our vampire jokes all ready to amuse you! Be sure to give your vote for the best jokes, and share this article with anyone in need of some Halloween-appropriate jokes.
#121
What do vegans and vampires have in common?
They both won’t eat steak.
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#122
What's a vampire's favourite treat?
Haribo fang-tastics!
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#123
What kind of letters do vampires get?
Fang mail!
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#124
Why do vampires hate going to court?
Because of the cross-examinations.
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#125
A vampire walks into a grocery shop and asks for a bread.
The clerk looks at him and asks: 'Aren't you a vampire?'
The vampire says: 'Yes, I am.'
To that the clerk responds: 'Oh, then I have much better stuff for you than bread. I have bloody sausages, nice fresh liver, duck blood, pork blood - whatever you want!'
The vampire replies: 'No, thank you, I want just the bread.'
The clerk asks: 'OK, but tell me - why the bread? I never imagined vampires like bread so much.'
The vampire looks at him, leans closer and says: "There is a huge car crash at the intersection. I want to dip.'
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#126
Why doesn't Dracula attack chickens?
Because chickens have fowl blood.
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#127
Why did Dracula take up math as a subject in college?
Because he loves to Count.
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#128
Where do vampires not look that scary?
On reflection.
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#129
What is usually the last meal of a vampire before execution?
A steak!
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#130
What is a group of vampire groupies called?
A fang club.
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#131
When do ideas kill vampires?
When they dawn upon them.
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#132
What is a vampire's favorite fruit to eat when they need Vitamin C?
Blood oranges.
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#133
What do you call the viking who was bit by a vampire?
Norseferatu!
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#134
Did you hear about the vampire who only had one fang?
He had to grin and bare it.
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#135
What do you call a dumb vampire?
A silly clot!
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#136
What dance do vampires from Spain love?
The Fang-dango.
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#137
Did you hear about the vampire who died alone?
He had loved in vein.
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#138
Why was the man afraid of the vampire?
It was all bite and no bark!
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#139
What cheese do vampire prefer?
Munster.
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#140
How can you tell when a vampire has visited your bakery?
The jelly has been sucked out of the jelly donuts!
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