If any creepy entity has ever lived through a renaissance of a worldwide scale, it has to be the vampires. Come to think of it, they were never really gone from our pop culture since, probably, the start of culture, but the recent decade or so reminded us what a significant part of our society vampires are. Well, at least a significant part of various movies, TV shows, podcasts, memes, and… hilarious jokes! That's right; we're sparking the embers of the vampire craze ablaze with our latest article dedicated solely to vampire jokes!
The blood-sucking, ethereally charming human beasts have been ruling our imaginations since the dawn of humankind. But now we know better than to be scared of them, for sure! Now, we have these jokes about vampires to laugh right in the white faces of centuries-old creatures of the dark. And, well, the creepier the subject, the more deliciously spooky jokes you get! One might even think that these funny vampire jokes were tailor-made to be a part of your Halloween festivities. A new tradition, perhaps?
So, ready to check out our selection of deliciously spooky jokes? If so, scroll on down below, and that's where you will find our vampire jokes all ready to amuse you! Be sure to give your vote for the best jokes, and share this article with anyone in need of some Halloween-appropriate jokes.
#141
Did you hear about the vampire who wants to be an actor?
He just hasn’t found a role he can sink his teeth into.
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#142
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
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#143
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of soup?
Scream of tomato.
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#144
How can you tell that a vampire wants to play baseball?
He will turn into a bat.
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#145
Who is a vampire’s favorite superhero?
Batman.
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#146
Why did the vampire go to the dentist?
He had a fang-ache.
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#147
Who is the best player on vampire soccer teams?
The ghoulscorer.
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#148
Why should you avoid competing against a vampire?
Because they are always out for blood.
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#149
What's a vampires favourite lipstick shade?
Blood red!
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#150
Why are vampires very bad product managers?
Because they refuse to meet with stake holders.
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#151
If vampires were furry creatures, what would they be called?
Nos-fur-atu.
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#152
Where do vampires eat their lunch?
At the casketeria.
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#153
What do you call a stone cold killer vampire with no regard for the law?
A fangsta!
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#154
Why are vampires evil?
They can’t ever reflect on who they are.
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#155
Would you rather be attacked by a vampire or a werewolf?
"I’d rather have the vampire attack the werewolf!"
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#156
How do you stop a vampire from breeding?
Don't give it permission to come inside.
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