If any creepy entity has ever lived through a renaissance of a worldwide scale, it has to be the vampires. Come to think of it, they were never really gone from our pop culture since, probably, the start of culture, but the recent decade or so reminded us what a significant part of our society vampires are. Well, at least a significant part of various movies, TV shows, podcasts, memes, and… hilarious jokes! That's right; we're sparking the embers of the vampire craze ablaze with our latest article dedicated solely to vampire jokes!
The blood-sucking, ethereally charming human beasts have been ruling our imaginations since the dawn of humankind. But now we know better than to be scared of them, for sure! Now, we have these jokes about vampires to laugh right in the white faces of centuries-old creatures of the dark. And, well, the creepier the subject, the more deliciously spooky jokes you get! One might even think that these funny vampire jokes were tailor-made to be a part of your Halloween festivities. A new tradition, perhaps?
So, ready to check out our selection of deliciously spooky jokes? If so, scroll on down below, and that's where you will find our vampire jokes all ready to amuse you! Be sure to give your vote for the best jokes, and share this article with anyone in need of some Halloween-appropriate jokes.
#101
What would you call a vampire on sale?
A dis-Count Dracula.
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#102
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
To combat bat breath.
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#103
Why are vampires massive sociopaths?
They have zero capability of self-reflection.
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#104
Why do vampires like attacking wizards?
They are neck-romancers.
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#105
What does the doctor vampire say when he calls up a patient?
"Necks please!"
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#106
How does a hacker vampire kill its victims?
With a kill-o-byte.
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#107
Why are vampire clans so loyal?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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#108
What is a vampire’s favorite dessert?
You scream and I scream.
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#109
What do you call a vampire stranded on the side of the road a mile away from the blood bank?
You call him a cab!
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#110
Why is a vampire a good party guest?
Because he eats necks to nothing!
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#111
Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
Fang Decay.
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#112
Did you hear about the vampire who thought he was a violinist?
His bach was worse than his bite.
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#113
What do you call a short vampire?
A pain in the knee!
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#114

What is a vampire’s favorite fast food restaurant?
Murder King!
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#115
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Quackula.
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#116
What do the Pips and a vampire have in common?
They’re both Glad-it’s Knight.
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#117
How do ghosts say goodbye to vampires?
“So long, suckers!”
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#118
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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#119
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern.
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#120
What did the ancient vampire say to the mirror?
“Is this thing on?”
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