If any creepy entity has ever lived through a renaissance of a worldwide scale, it has to be the vampires. Come to think of it, they were never really gone from our pop culture since, probably, the start of culture, but the recent decade or so reminded us what a significant part of our society vampires are. Well, at least a significant part of various movies, TV shows, podcasts, memes, and… hilarious jokes! That's right; we're sparking the embers of the vampire craze ablaze with our latest article dedicated solely to vampire jokes!
The blood-sucking, ethereally charming human beasts have been ruling our imaginations since the dawn of humankind. But now we know better than to be scared of them, for sure! Now, we have these jokes about vampires to laugh right in the white faces of centuries-old creatures of the dark. And, well, the creepier the subject, the more deliciously spooky jokes you get! One might even think that these funny vampire jokes were tailor-made to be a part of your Halloween festivities. A new tradition, perhaps?
So, ready to check out our selection of deliciously spooky jokes? If so, scroll on down below, and that's where you will find our vampire jokes all ready to amuse you! Be sure to give your vote for the best jokes, and share this article with anyone in need of some Halloween-appropriate jokes.
#81
How do you kill a gluten free vampire?
Use garlic bread.
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#82
Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had the best circulation.
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#83
What fast food do vampires crave the most?
Joggers.
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#84
Where did the vampire get all his jokes from?
A crypt writer!
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#85
What’s the referee in a Transylvanian soccer game called?
A Vumpire!
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#86
Why do vampires love the south?
Because of all the red necks.
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#87
Why aren’t there any vampires in Africa?
Because they bless the rains down in Africa.
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#88
Why do vampire’s keep repeating the same mistakes?
They lack self-reflection.
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#89
What do you get if you combine a vampire and a dog?
A blood hound!
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#90
What did the vampire say to their human girlfriend?
"See you next month."
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#91
How do you defeat a vampire using eggs?
Serve ‘em sunny side up.
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#92
What do you call a blind vampire?
Count see.
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#93
Why does Dracula not have friends?
He's such a pain in the neck.
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#94
Why did Dracula turn over a new leaf?
He wanted to be re-vamped.
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#95
What happened when Dracula posted prohibited content on Youtube?
A count suspended.
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#96
What does Dracula say to greet everyone when he wakes up?
Good evening.
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#97
What would Dracula with a guitar be called?
Vondervall.
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#98
Why did Superman fail to defeat Dracula?
He could not go to the krypt tonight.
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#99
What song did Van Hel sing when he killed the last clone of Dracula?
'The Final Countdown'.
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#100
What was the favorite subject of Dracula in school?
Ac-count-ing.
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