If any creepy entity has ever lived through a renaissance of a worldwide scale, it has to be the vampires. Come to think of it, they were never really gone from our pop culture since, probably, the start of culture, but the recent decade or so reminded us what a significant part of our society vampires are. Well, at least a significant part of various movies, TV shows, podcasts, memes, and… hilarious jokes! That's right; we're sparking the embers of the vampire craze ablaze with our latest article dedicated solely to vampire jokes!
The blood-sucking, ethereally charming human beasts have been ruling our imaginations since the dawn of humankind. But now we know better than to be scared of them, for sure! Now, we have these jokes about vampires to laugh right in the white faces of centuries-old creatures of the dark. And, well, the creepier the subject, the more deliciously spooky jokes you get! One might even think that these funny vampire jokes were tailor-made to be a part of your Halloween festivities. A new tradition, perhaps?
So, ready to check out our selection of deliciously spooky jokes? If so, scroll on down below, and that's where you will find our vampire jokes all ready to amuse you! Be sure to give your vote for the best jokes, and share this article with anyone in need of some Halloween-appropriate jokes.
#61
Why do vampires not want to become investment bankers?
They hate stakeholders.
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#62
What do vampire's usually call their boats?
Blood vessel.
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#63
What is a vampire's favorite brand of beer?
Bloodweiser.
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#64
Why do vampires refuse to bet on horses?
Because of their inability to handle the stakes.
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#65
What would you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite.
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#66

What is a redneck vampire's favorite drink?
Blood Light.
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#67
Where do vampires deposit all their money?
The blood bank.
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#68

What is a cross-dressing vampire called?
A Dragula.
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#69
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
The vampire only sucks blood at night.
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#70

Why did the vampire go to the blood bank?
He needed to make a withdrawal!
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#71
Why did the vampire keep acting all batty?
It was in his blood.
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#72
Why do vampires chew gum?
Because they have bat breath.
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#73
What did the polite vampire say?
Fang you very much!
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#74
Why did the vampire drive on the 405 Freeway?
He heard it was a main artery.
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#75

What’s a vampire’s favorite Shakespeare play?
A Midsummer Bite’s Dream.
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#76
What do you call a vampire with asthma?
Vlad the Inhaler.
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#77
How does a female vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes!
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#78

How are vampires like false teeth?
They both come out at night.
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#79
Would you buy the vampire’s antique mirror?
The ad says “I have no use for it, excellent condition; Never used.”
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#80
Did you hear about the vampire who became a poet?
He went from bat to verse.
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