If any creepy entity has ever lived through a renaissance of a worldwide scale, it has to be the vampires. Come to think of it, they were never really gone from our pop culture since, probably, the start of culture, but the recent decade or so reminded us what a significant part of our society vampires are. Well, at least a significant part of various movies, TV shows, podcasts, memes, and… hilarious jokes! That's right; we're sparking the embers of the vampire craze ablaze with our latest article dedicated solely to vampire jokes!
The blood-sucking, ethereally charming human beasts have been ruling our imaginations since the dawn of humankind. But now we know better than to be scared of them, for sure! Now, we have these jokes about vampires to laugh right in the white faces of centuries-old creatures of the dark. And, well, the creepier the subject, the more deliciously spooky jokes you get! One might even think that these funny vampire jokes were tailor-made to be a part of your Halloween festivities. A new tradition, perhaps?
So, ready to check out our selection of deliciously spooky jokes? If so, scroll on down below, and that's where you will find our vampire jokes all ready to amuse you! Be sure to give your vote for the best jokes, and share this article with anyone in need of some Halloween-appropriate jokes.
#41
What do you call a vampire hunter that lies a lot?
Bluffy the Vampire Slayer.
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#42
What’s a vampires least favorite city?
Philadelphia, because it’s always sunny.
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#43
What song do most vampires despise?
“You are my sunshine.”
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#44
What did the vampire say her new apprentice?
"It’s nice to have some fresh blood around here."
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#45

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
The dentist serving all the vampires.
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#46
Why are vampires so impulsive?
They don’t ever reflect on things.
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#47
What’s a vampire’s favorite sport?
Batminton
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#48
What do you get when you cross a school teacher and a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
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#49

How do vampires get into houses?
Through the bat flap!
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#50

What is a male vampire's pronouns in the sunlight?
He/hiss.
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#51
How does a vampire pay the mortgage?
With cryptocurrency.
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#52

"People still think there are vampires in Romania. But I haven’t seen one since 1645."
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#53
If a cup has had holy water in it, a vampire should never drink from it again. There's too much risk of cross contamination.
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#54
What would you get when you cross a vampire with sheep?
Drac-Ewe-La.
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#55
Why can you never win in a boxing match with Dracula?
Nobody can ever beat the Count.
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#56
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
Because he was coffin too much.
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#57

Where does Dracula usually take a bath?
In bat tubs.
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#58
Why is Dracula not invited to parties?
Because he sucks the life out of them.
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#59
What is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?
It's vein-illa.
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#60

How did the vampire feel when he was partying at the club?
He had a bloody good time.
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