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“May God Punish You For How You Treated Me”: 76 Online Reviews That Are Funnier Than They Should Be
Funny,FailsJUN 18, 2026

“May God Punish You For How You Treated Me”: 76 Online Reviews That Are Funnier Than They Should Be

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The world can be divided into two groups: those who take the time to write online reviews, and those who don’t. But all too often, consumers and customers will only bother to share their thoughts publicly when they’re unhappy with a product or service. Sometimes, their zero- or one-star reviews go completely off the rails, and deserve a review of their own. Other times, their chaotic critiques provide us with comedy gold.  
Bored Panda has put together a compilation of the most unhinged, hilarious, and bizarre online reviews. From the drunk soul who bought an inflatable bed thinking it was a giant ice-cream sandwich, to the person who took the time to post a review simply noting, “Did not go there.”
We also explain why, while many of these are funny, bad online reviews are no laughing matter for businesses. You'll find that info between the images.

#41 I Went To This Unhinged Car Wash

Funny online reviews: Three sarcastic and funny responses from a car wash owner to negative customer reviews.
15points

#42 Hamburger Bun “Donut”

An image showing a funny online review of a hamburger bun with frosting called a donut.
A review from the deli/bakery I used to work at, which has since closed permanently.
14points

#43 Peanut Boy

Comical online review about a business being closed early due to a 'child man' feeling sad.
14points

#44 People Who Leave Reviews Like This

A funny online review for a chocolate chip cookie recipe where the user substituted many ingredients.
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14points

#45 The Power Of Gravity

Screenshot of an online review complaining about excessive shipping costs for a table tennis racket rubber.
14points

#46 Ironic, Considering They Needed A Delivery Driver To Give It To Them In The First Place

Image of custom lightsabers and a funny online review about using the item to run at delivery drivers.
14points

#47 This Is Good

Funny online reviews: A humorous review for 'All Too Well: The Short Film 2021' about washing dishes.
14points

#48 The Ducks Love The Water Feature

Funny online reviews: A Google review with the user name A Duck says, This place is nice. Love the water feature. Raised my kids here.
13points

#49 I’m Entitled To Free Drinks

Funny online reviews: A disgruntled customer shares an experience with a bartender who was rude about ordering wine.
13points

#50 It's Too Sharp

Funny online reviews about a dangerous folding knife, a perfect knife, a pocket knife, and a non-Buck knife.
12points

#51 Took Down Not Only The Restaurant But The Entire Star Rating System

Funny online reviews: A restaurant review giving 5 stars despite a negative experience at Tarihi Karadeniz Döner.
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12points

#52 One-Star Reviews

Screenshot of two positive funny online reviews, one praising shoe design and the other ease of getting ready for work.
I almost overlooked these shoes due to the rating but I liked them enough to read what the issues were. Not a single negative comment.
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11points

#53 Customer Service

Amusing online review detailing a terrible service experience where a service advisor allegedly kicked a two-year-old.
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11points

#54 Went Online Looking For A Bar To Hit Post Christmas In My Hometown. Found This Five-Star Review. Lots To Unpack Here

A funny online review for Watering Hole mentioning frogs in the bathroom and taking one home.
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11points

#55 Spotted This In Another Group Thought I'd Share

Funny online reviews: An Amazon customer complains about a Samsung TV being advertised as 50-inch but actually measuring 44-inch.
11points

#56 I Hate When People Leave 1* Reviews For Something That Was Their Own Fault

Funny online reviews highlighting a customer's disappointment with items delivered on high temperatures.
11points

#57 The Haagen-Dasz Near My Old Middle School Is Run By A Family Of Idiots, And Here’s Proof

A chocolate cake with 'Happy Graduation' written on it, accompanying an online review about a scamming store.
11points

#58 Energy Drinks

Funny online reviews: A review summary with a 2.4-star rating and mixed, funny customer comments.
10points

#59 Absolute Disgraceful, The Lid Will Not Open

Funny online reviews showing a product with a lid that will not open, causing customer frustration.
10points

#60 Perfect 5 Review Streak Ruined Because I Didn’t Reply Within 24hrs

A funny online review from a user giving one star because they did not receive a call or email back.
9points
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