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“May God Punish You For How You Treated Me”: 76 Online Reviews That Are Funnier Than They Should Be
Funny,FailsJUN 18, 2026

“May God Punish You For How You Treated Me”: 76 Online Reviews That Are Funnier Than They Should Be

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The world can be divided into two groups: those who take the time to write online reviews, and those who don’t. But all too often, consumers and customers will only bother to share their thoughts publicly when they’re unhappy with a product or service. Sometimes, their zero- or one-star reviews go completely off the rails, and deserve a review of their own. Other times, their chaotic critiques provide us with comedy gold.  
Bored Panda has put together a compilation of the most unhinged, hilarious, and bizarre online reviews. From the drunk soul who bought an inflatable bed thinking it was a giant ice-cream sandwich, to the person who took the time to post a review simply noting, “Did not go there.”
We also explain why, while many of these are funny, bad online reviews are no laughing matter for businesses. You'll find that info between the images.

#61 I Got A Good Laugh Out Of This One

Screenshot of a funny online review giving one star because the restaurant didn't have Italian bread.
9points

#62 Right So, I Wonder Why

Funny online reviews: A humorous Starbucks review where a customer complains about the smell of coffee.
9points

#63 Free Bonus Item

Screenshot of an online review showing a rudimentary knife found inside a toilet brush holder.
9points

#64 Just One Spoon

A funny online review for a product mistakenly used as a spread on bread, describing it as a very nice cream.
9points

#65 My Girlfriend Is A Dental Assistant, And Her Office Had This Review Left On Google

A funny online review for a dentist, praising the staff's professionalism and suggesting bikini uniforms to improve the experience.
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9points

#66 We All Know Someone Who Doesn't Like Yellow

A funny online review giving one star to avoid the color yellow on screen.
8points

#67 Nice Hat But To Big

Funny online reviews: A man wearing an oversized hat, illustrating a funny review about the fit.
8points

#68 Review Of A Haircutting Place

Screenshot of an online review about a toddler's first haircut, criticizing the barber's skill.
8points

#69 It’s So Much Funnier If You Read It In The Tone His Character Speaks In

Screenshot of a funny online review for the movie Collateral with a humorous scenario.
8points

#70 So Excited

Funny online reviews: A top review for 'Leviticus 2026' describing a 'Haunted Rivalry'.
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8points

#71 Harvard University Reviews

Funny online reviews: Two short, humorous five-star reviews for a school's food and overall experience.
7points

#72 What’s The Point Of Writing A Review If You Haven’t Even Used The Product?

Funny online reviews: A customer review with three images of a 3D printer filament product.
6points

#73 Bottles

Funny online reviews: Hermila Velasquez gives a one-star review, stating, The staff were rude and the throw bottles at my son.
6points

#74 Too Fat To Fit In The Plane

Funny online reviews: A German review from David Brown sharing a humorous experience about not fitting on a plane.
6points

#75 Don't Build A PC If You Do Not Understand What You Are Buying

Funny online reviews featuring a customer's frustration with a CPU that had no video output.
5points

#76 This Man Is A Genius

A funny online review giving a one-star rating to avoid deletion on Amazon for brake fluid.
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5points
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