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“May God Punish You For How You Treated Me”: 76 Online Reviews That Are Funnier Than They Should Be
Funny,FailsJUN 18, 2026

“May God Punish You For How You Treated Me”: 76 Online Reviews That Are Funnier Than They Should Be

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The world can be divided into two groups: those who take the time to write online reviews, and those who don’t. But all too often, consumers and customers will only bother to share their thoughts publicly when they’re unhappy with a product or service. Sometimes, their zero- or one-star reviews go completely off the rails, and deserve a review of their own. Other times, their chaotic critiques provide us with comedy gold.  
Bored Panda has put together a compilation of the most unhinged, hilarious, and bizarre online reviews. From the drunk soul who bought an inflatable bed thinking it was a giant ice-cream sandwich, to the person who took the time to post a review simply noting, “Did not go there.”
We also explain why, while many of these are funny, bad online reviews are no laughing matter for businesses. You'll find that info between the images.

#21 Common Sense Is Not Included In The Box

A funny online review for a food thermometer that melted in the oven, despite instructions stating it works up to 300 degrees.
28points

SBA's team suggests adding a video or photographs to your response message. This can help to show that you’re taking the complaint seriously, which in turn can help build trust with your customers and win them over — despite their negative experience.

As we've mentioned earlier, customer feedback and online reviews are an essential part of improving your business. They shouldn't be taken lightly.

#22 This Review Triggered Me

A funny online review upset about having to pay a quarter to unlock a shopping cart.
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28points

#23 Most Honest Doordash Review Ever

Screenshot of a funny online review for Taco Bell where the user cries about being fat and having no females.
27points

#24 Why Do People Review Places They’ve Never Been To?

A funny online review where a user posted they 'did not go there,' prompting the owner to ask them to remove the review.
25points

"If you’ve received a negative online review, showing that you’ve taken the steps to resolve the issue could help turn a negative review into a positive one," says the SBA team. "Once you’ve acted upon the issue your customer raised, reply to the complaint on the review site so that other customers can read what about what you’ve done."

And to all the keyboard warriors out there, think carefully before firing off an unnecessary bad review. You might be doing a lot more harm than you actually realize.

#25 Smoothie

Funny online reviews: A simple, humorous review stating I ordered a smoothie and they made it.
24points

#26 Saw This Review On Amazon For A Pair Of Men's Heelys

A funny online review on Amazon Prime with five stars, stating the product makes the wearer hydroplane.
24points

#27 Not Sure What They Were Expecting From A Catholic Church

Screenshot of an online review of a church, stating 'Nice church but too much Jesus a little'.
24points

#28 This Is A Cocktail Bar With No Food

A funny online review about a family with a 7-month-old being turned away from an establishment.
24points

#29 Bad Review

A funny online review about finding a bay leaf in baked beans, and the restaurant's humorous reply explaining it.
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23points

#30 Can't Magically Boil Water

Funny online reviews revealing a customer's misunderstanding about product limitations.
22points

#31 A Review I Got At My Store. My Bonus Is Affected By My Review Rating

Humorous online review by Wendy Wright for a store she only drove past, not visited.
21points

#32 Apple Should Really Review Their Reviews

Screenshot of funny online reviews for Pokémon GO, including one where the user accidentally drove a truck through a crowd.
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21points

#33 Bad Amazon Review Because Customer Cant Measure Properly??

Funny online reviews: A ruler measuring a product, revealing it is not the advertised 1/2 inch.
I was looking for a craft supply and all the reviews are great except a few, but this one caught my eye ma'am you're using your ruler wrong lmao.
20points

#34 What Were The Salads Talking About?

A funny online review from S, stating employees are lazy and salads are discussing.
20points

#35 Amazon Review I Stumbled On

Funny online review about a lunchbox perfectly fitting a half gallon of milk and Cholula hot sauce.
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18points

#36 Review Left For A Local Target

Funny online review from Jose D describing a bizarre encounter with an employee making frog noises.
17points

#37 That Poor Christian Family, Forever Traumatized

A funny online review for Global Wildlife Center, complaining about a tour guide's partner.
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17points

#38 Thank You For Your Review!

A funny online review with gibberish text and a polite owner response.
16points

#39 Honest Review

A funny online review asking Is my son gay? due to his cosplay of kawaii-chan with cat ears.
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16points

#40 I Check Reviews For Fun

Screenshot of a funny online review of fake shoes with poor quality, showing a seller's response saying hehe.
15points
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