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“May God Punish You For How You Treated Me”: 76 Online Reviews That Are Funnier Than They Should Be
Funny,FailsJUN 18, 2026

“May God Punish You For How You Treated Me”: 76 Online Reviews That Are Funnier Than They Should Be

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The world can be divided into two groups: those who take the time to write online reviews, and those who don’t. But all too often, consumers and customers will only bother to share their thoughts publicly when they’re unhappy with a product or service. Sometimes, their zero- or one-star reviews go completely off the rails, and deserve a review of their own. Other times, their chaotic critiques provide us with comedy gold.  
Bored Panda has put together a compilation of the most unhinged, hilarious, and bizarre online reviews. From the drunk soul who bought an inflatable bed thinking it was a giant ice-cream sandwich, to the person who took the time to post a review simply noting, “Did not go there.”
We also explain why, while many of these are funny, bad online reviews are no laughing matter for businesses. You'll find that info between the images.

#1 Review For A Waffle Maker On Amazon

Screenshot of an online review about a funny product, showing a user rating the item one star with the title, Joke of a machine, and detailing how slow and useless it is. This funny online review is part of a list of funny online reviews.
76points

#2 Local Attorneys Review

Funny online review for a family law attorney, with a response from the owner clarifying the reviewer's identity.
75points

#3 I Don’t Know If That’s More An Accomplishment For The Mount Or The Installer

Funny online reviews: An Amazon customer review showing a TV still mounted in a hurricane-damaged room.
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Some of these reviews prove that hell hath no fury as a shopper scorned. Others show us that certain people have way too much time on their hands. But while we may laugh our way through this list, the truth is that bad reviews can actually be very bad for business.

Not everyone will take the time to write a review, but research shows that the vast majority of customers will read reviews before purchasing a product. One survey of 800 shoppers found that almost all of them—95%—reported consulting customer reviews.

"Of those shoppers, nearly 1 in 4 (24%) consults reviews for every purchase they make," adds the PowerReviews report. "Among younger shoppers, those 18-44, that number jumps to 30%."

#4 Best​ Review(S)

A funny online review for Outback Steakhouse, with a customer updating their complaint after discovering their husband ate the blooming onion.
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#5 Laughed Out Loud

Funny online reviews: A humorous Amazon review for an air mattress mistaken for a giant ice cream sandwich.
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#6 Also You Passed

Screenshot of a funny online review where a business owner responds to a one-star review by saying the reviewer passed away two years ago.
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"Ratings and reviews have become a prime source of information for shoppers on their path to purchase," cautions the PowerReviews team. "An increasing number of shoppers are relying on reviews as they decide when, where, and how to buy."

The survey revealed that the presence of ratings and reviews ranked as the most important factor affecting purchase decisions—behind only the price of the product itself. For this reason, displaying online reviews is an expectation, not an option for businesses nowadays.

#7 One Way Of Describing It

Funny online reviews: A one-star review of Pride and Prejudice, humorously describing the plot as people visiting houses.
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#8 This Restaurant Review

A funny online review describing a dreadful experience that feels like a 3-hour flight between a divorcing couple.
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#9 Helpful Reviews For The $120,000 Samsung TV

A funny online review for a TV, stating the box is roomy enough to live in, and another review about choosing between college and the TV.
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Even negative reviews can help your business sometimes. Paying attention to what customers are saying, what they like and dislike, and where they feel you can improve can be a useful tool when it comes to analyzing and improving your products and/or services.

"Reviews can tell a leadership team about common obstacles to customer loyalty, like a limited selection, shipping issues and high prices," adds a blog post published on job site Indeed. "They can also help the marketing and sales team identify popular competitors, which can help them differentiate their company from others in the industry."

#10 Your Reviews Help Other Customers

A funny online review for a tiny keyboard, with a poorly spelled but positive review by A. Wolf.
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#11 This Is A Review On Genshin Impact In Google Play

A funny online review from Achilles warning cosplayers that a game might make them want to cosplay more characters.
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#12 Hole In None

Funny online reviews: A customer leaves a one-star review for Great Brook Sports, saying it's a complete dump, with the owner responding.
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Goodfirms is a dedicated B2B (business-to-business) research, ratings, and review platform. The site notes that positive reviews directly impact your brand's online reputation. It adds that one of the best way's for a brand to display authenticity is to share customer reviews.

Meanwhile, a Goodfirms survey revealed that 91% of respondents trust online reviews more than the information provided directly by marketers. It also found that a single negative review can cause major damage when it comes to consumers' purchasing behavior and loyalty. The survey was conducted at the end of 2025, among 552 participants from more than 15 industries.

#13 Mariana Trench Review

A funny online review about the Mariana Trench, warning people not to go due to its depth and pressure.
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#14 Funniest Review

Screenshot of a funny online review with a customer saying I have never received the product and an image of an open palm.
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#15 I’m Thinking Daniel Could Use A Free Dictionary

Screenshot of a funny online review with a one-star rating and the comment Pretty diddapponging for a broken USB part.
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"When prospects search your brand, negative reviews are often the first thing they see — shaping perceptions before a single interaction occurs," explains the Goodfirms site. "First impressions are formed in seconds. Negative reviews immediately signal risk, causing potential customers to 'sign out' before engaging further."

80% of those polled said they change their purchase intent after seeing negative information online. So what action, if any, should businesses take if or when they have negative online reviews? Keep scrolling to find out.

#16 Google Review From A Bakery We Ate At Today (It Was Actually Great)

Humorous online review describing a chaotic experience with a waitress and chocolate cake.
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31points

#17 Cave Can't Be Old Because I Said So

A funny online review describing a cave tour guide providing inaccurate Christian perspective information about the earth's age.
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#18 This Bourbon Chicken Recipe Review

An amusing online review for a dish, where the user omitted bourbon and found the taste unpleasant.
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29points

"Ignoring a bad review won’t make it go away," warns the U.S. Small Business Administration (SBA) site. "On the other hand, responding to customer reviews can result in better ratings and improve your business’ online reputation."

It's important to respond promptly and professionally. Never get angry or personal, no matter what the person said. SBA's experts advise apologizing to the customer and thanking them for taking the time to highlight issues with your business.

"Also, make sure you use the reviewer’s name and recap their specific complaint," they add. "Customizing responses will show that your business genuinely appreciates customer feedback."

#19 Top Review Explains The Bottom Review

Funny online reviews, one customer frustrated by their phone number being listed as a company's, another complaining about no callbacks.
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#20 Need The Owner To Respond "This Benefits Me In Ways You Can't Imagine"

Screenshot of a funny online review for a restaurant with a one-star rating and a dramatic complaint.
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