A turkey is an image of beauty itself. Who could deny being in awe upon observing its stocky round body, its colorful feathers, its elongated neck adorned with rumpled bare flesh, the snot-like protrusion hanging from its mighty beak? It's truly an image formed from dreams, wishes, and hopes! Supplement that vision with its noble gobble-gobble song, and a turkey could be equaled to the charms of a fairy. However, this lovely-beyond-words creature's same qualities can be used for an entirely different thing than adoration, which is turning them into material for laughter. Laughter is, after all, the greatest form of reverence! Right, so we're not here to praise turkeys exactly, but rather to snicker at these hilariously good turkey jokes. All one hundred and seventeen of them, to be exact!
So, as with any animal jokes, the turkey ones are inherently cute, just like the animals themselves. But liking cute things isn't something to be ashamed of! How could one find fluffy kittens, goofy puppies, and freshly-hatched buck-naked shapeless turkey chicks not adorable? See, it is human nature to like soft, fluffy, and helpless things, so a bird joke that incorporates both cuteness and hilarity is definitely double the fun. Soon, you'll figure out this for yourself! Just hang in there for one more minute before skipping to the hilarious jokes themselves - we still have something important to tell you.
Of course, the important thing is us telling you that you'll find the funny jokes exactly where they should be - just a teensy weensy bit below. Once you are done reading these silly jokes, vote for those that have evoked the image of a turkey's nobility the most. After that, there's just one more thing left - to share this article with your friends!
#41
Why couldn’t dad stop moistening the turkey with juices?
It appealed to his baster instincts.
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#42
Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies?
Because they use fowl language!
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#43

How to leave the turkey in vagueness?
"I’ll tell you later."
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#44
Why do turkeys always “gobble, gobble”?
Because he always skipped the etiquette classes.
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#45
Guess who’s afraid of thanksgiving?
Turkey?
"No, my pants."
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#46
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Maya. Maya who?
Maya get another drumstick?
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#47
Knock, knock?
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body seen the turkey?
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#48
What do you do with a cold turkey?
Make it chilly.
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#49

Where does a young turkey learn to sing and dance?
At the butterball.
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#50
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
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#51
How did you send a turkey through the mail?
Bird class!
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#52

"I prepared Thanksgiving dinner for guests from out of town. I cooked for many hours using recipes I’d found. But the turkey, I confess, was not a golden brown. I made a huge mistake and cooked it upside down."
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#53
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost?
A poultrygeist!
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#54
What key won't open any door?
A turkey!
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#55

What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Fowl weather!
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#56
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
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#57
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, wing! Wing, wing!
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#58

What sound does a limping turkey make?
Wobble, wobble!
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#59
Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?
A poul-tree.
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#60
How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike?
They all have keys.
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