A turkey is an image of beauty itself. Who could deny being in awe upon observing its stocky round body, its colorful feathers, its elongated neck adorned with rumpled bare flesh, the snot-like protrusion hanging from its mighty beak? It's truly an image formed from dreams, wishes, and hopes! Supplement that vision with its noble gobble-gobble song, and a turkey could be equaled to the charms of a fairy. However, this lovely-beyond-words creature's same qualities can be used for an entirely different thing than adoration, which is turning them into material for laughter. Laughter is, after all, the greatest form of reverence! Right, so we're not here to praise turkeys exactly, but rather to snicker at these hilariously good turkey jokes. All one hundred and seventeen of them, to be exact!
So, as with any animal jokes, the turkey ones are inherently cute, just like the animals themselves. But liking cute things isn't something to be ashamed of! How could one find fluffy kittens, goofy puppies, and freshly-hatched buck-naked shapeless turkey chicks not adorable? See, it is human nature to like soft, fluffy, and helpless things, so a bird joke that incorporates both cuteness and hilarity is definitely double the fun. Soon, you'll figure out this for yourself! Just hang in there for one more minute before skipping to the hilarious jokes themselves - we still have something important to tell you.
Of course, the important thing is us telling you that you'll find the funny jokes exactly where they should be - just a teensy weensy bit below. Once you are done reading these silly jokes, vote for those that have evoked the image of a turkey's nobility the most. After that, there's just one more thing left - to share this article with your friends!
#21
What did the ghost put on the turkey on Thanksgiving?
Grave-y.
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#22

What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumstick.
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#23
Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
Because it will make him blush.
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#24
Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
He was stuffed.
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#25

What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
All about that baste.
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#26
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google.
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#27
What animal has the worst eating habit?
The turkey, because it gobbles everything up.
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#28

What did the turkey sing before Thanksgiving day?
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."
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#29
What wish did the turkey make on his birthday?
That people find another entree for Thanksgiving.
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#30
What did the mother turkey say when her naughty children were annoying her?
She said that if it were for their father, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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#31

What happened when a turkey got into a wrestling match with a chicken?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
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#32
What sound does a turkey's caller tune make?
Wing, wing! Wing, wing!
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#33
Why do turkeys always say, "gobble, gobble!"?
Because they never learned table manners.
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#34

What do you call a sarcastic turkey?
A smirk-key!
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#35
What is an offbeat turkey called?
A quirk-key!
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#36
Why did the turkey pack his bags and leave the farm?
Because he was tired of all the fowl language.
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#37

Where can one find a turkey that has no legs?
Exactly where one leaves it!
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#38
Which animal needs no musical gear to march on a parade?
A turkey can march to the beat of its own drumsticks.
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#39
What do you call it when a turkey lays eggs on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
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#40

Why was the turkey questioned by the police after the robbery?
Because the turkey got the stuffing knocked out of him by the robbers.
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