A turkey is an image of beauty itself. Who could deny being in awe upon observing its stocky round body, its colorful feathers, its elongated neck adorned with rumpled bare flesh, the snot-like protrusion hanging from its mighty beak? It's truly an image formed from dreams, wishes, and hopes! Supplement that vision with its noble gobble-gobble song, and a turkey could be equaled to the charms of a fairy. However, this lovely-beyond-words creature's same qualities can be used for an entirely different thing than adoration, which is turning them into material for laughter. Laughter is, after all, the greatest form of reverence! Right, so we're not here to praise turkeys exactly, but rather to snicker at these hilariously good turkey jokes. All one hundred and seventeen of them, to be exact!
So, as with any animal jokes, the turkey ones are inherently cute, just like the animals themselves. But liking cute things isn't something to be ashamed of! How could one find fluffy kittens, goofy puppies, and freshly-hatched buck-naked shapeless turkey chicks not adorable? See, it is human nature to like soft, fluffy, and helpless things, so a bird joke that incorporates both cuteness and hilarity is definitely double the fun. Soon, you'll figure out this for yourself! Just hang in there for one more minute before skipping to the hilarious jokes themselves - we still have something important to tell you.
Of course, the important thing is us telling you that you'll find the funny jokes exactly where they should be - just a teensy weensy bit below. Once you are done reading these silly jokes, vote for those that have evoked the image of a turkey's nobility the most. After that, there's just one more thing left - to share this article with your friends!
#61

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
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#62
What do you call it when you cross some leftover turkey with a pointy black hat?
A witch-bone!
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#63
Why did the sweet potatoes get so embarrassed?
They saw the turkey dressing!
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#64

Can you season the turkey for me?
There’s no thyme!
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#65
Why did the pilgrims hunt for turkey?
They were hungry and in a fowl mood.
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#66
Turkey to happiness is meditation, eating right, and not worrying about things beyond your control.
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#67

The Thanksgiving food has tasted so good that we suspected a fowl play.
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#68
Why did the turkey go to see a movie?
Because it had Gregory Peck in it.
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#69
What has feathers and webbed feet?
Turkey wearing scuba gear.
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#70

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected fowl play.
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#71
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy.
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#72
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
Goblet.
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#73

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because he's already stuffed!
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#74
Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?
Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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#75
What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
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#76

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY.
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#77
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
They use fowl language.
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#78
What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
Have peck-nics!
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#79

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Quack, quack!
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#80
Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
He sensed fowl play.
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