Over the last couple of decades, we’ve had some excellent TV series; yet, only a fraction of them have had the same impact on audiences and pop culture as The Office. From its painful relatability to lovable characters and goofy humor, The Office proved to be a smash hit for the last ten years or so.
And let’s not forget the endless stream of The Office memes that keep the show alive and well in the digital age. To commemorate its ingenuity once more, we’ve created a list of the most awesome The Office quotes and are delivering them straight to your screens for your reading pleasure. So, get ready for giggles and eye-opening moments, and scroll down below to meet our selection!
But, before you do, though, should we bet whose funny quotes, besides Michael, you’ll find the most in this list? Will it be the gems of thought from the enigma known as Dwight? Or maybe the most loveable cat lady, Angela?
Or perhaps the very insightful quotes from Tuna will be the most numerous here? Well, there’s only one way to figure it out, and it is by checking out The Office quotes and doing a thorough count! Doesn’t that sound fun?
So, you’re probably ripe enough with curiosity, and it is time to finally skip to the fun, unexpectedly moving quotes themselves, am I right? Once you are there, vote for your favorite quotes, if you’d like, and share this jovial compendium with your friends.
#81
“I want to be wined and dined and sixty-nined.” — Kevin Malone
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#82
“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?” — Pam Beesly
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#83
“It’s a real shame because studies have shown that more information gets passed through water cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage because I bring my own water to work.” — Dwight Schrute
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#84
“We didn’t play many video games in Scranton. Instead, we’d do stuff like… Uh, Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high-pitched note and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor. And, uh, Pam called it… Pretendinitis.” — Jim Halpert
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#85
“I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs.” — Andy Bernard
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#86
“One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.” — Jim Halpert
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#87
"I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake." — Kelly Kapoor
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#88
"Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it." — Dwight Schrute
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#89
"From time to time I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future." — Jim Halpert
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#90
“The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is D.M.I. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, Morons, and Idiots. Because that’s what you’d have to be to own it. And as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.” — Oscar Martinez
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#91
“It’s true. Around this office, in the past, I have been a little abrupt with people. But the doctor said, if I can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die.” — Stanley Hudson
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#92
“I wanna do a cartwheel. But real casual-like. Not enough to make a big deal out of it, but I know everyone saw it. One stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.” — Creed Bratton
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#93
“Look, it doesn’t take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn’t have two presidents; a boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?” — Oscar Martinez
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#94
“An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to… An office is a place where dreams come true.” — Michael Scott
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#95
“I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You’re ugly and I know it for a fact ’cause I got the evidence right there.” — Kelly Kapoor
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#96
“I once reported Oscar to the INS. Turns out he’s clean, but I’m glad I did it.” — Angela Martin
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#97
“If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.” — Dwight Schrute
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#98
“I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.” — Angela Martin
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#99
“I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They’re always complaining. I have varicose veins, too. I have swollen ankles. I’m constantly hungry. Do you think my nipples don’t get sore too? Do you think I don’t need to know the fastest way to the hospital?” — Standley Hudson
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#100
“I have decided that I’m going to be more honest. I’m gonna start telling people what I want, directly. So, look out world, ‘cuz ‘ol Pammy is gettin’ what she wants. And, don’t call me Pammy.” — Pam Beesley
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