Over the last couple of decades, we’ve had some excellent TV series; yet, only a fraction of them have had the same impact on audiences and pop culture as The Office. From its painful relatability to lovable characters and goofy humor, The Office proved to be a smash hit for the last ten years or so.
And let’s not forget the endless stream of The Office memes that keep the show alive and well in the digital age. To commemorate its ingenuity once more, we’ve created a list of the most awesome The Office quotes and are delivering them straight to your screens for your reading pleasure. So, get ready for giggles and eye-opening moments, and scroll down below to meet our selection!
But, before you do, though, should we bet whose funny quotes, besides Michael, you’ll find the most in this list? Will it be the gems of thought from the enigma known as Dwight? Or maybe the most loveable cat lady, Angela?
Or perhaps the very insightful quotes from Tuna will be the most numerous here? Well, there’s only one way to figure it out, and it is by checking out The Office quotes and doing a thorough count! Doesn’t that sound fun?
So, you’re probably ripe enough with curiosity, and it is time to finally skip to the fun, unexpectedly moving quotes themselves, am I right? Once you are there, vote for your favorite quotes, if you’d like, and share this jovial compendium with your friends.
#61
“I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby. And as backup, I have a Swiss passport.” — Creed Bratton
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#62
“Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable.” — Michael Scott
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#63
“I kinda know what it’s like to be in commercials. My nickname in high school used to be Kool-Aid Man.” — Kevin Malone
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#64
“I can’t use Phyllis! Are you kidding me? The moment she steps off this bar, I’ll be launched into space! God, you’re so insensitive.” — Dwight Schrute
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#65
"I understand nothing." — Michael Scott
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#66
"I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream." — Michael Scott
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#67
"You want to start a street fight with me? Bring it on. But you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the flipping lizard king." — Robert California
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#68
“Everything I have I owe to this job… This stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.” — Jim Halpert
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#69
“I normally don’t enjoy making people laugh.” — Angela Martin
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#70
“I got six numbers. One more and it would have been a complete phone number.” — Kevin Malone
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#71
“I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for… At a dinner party.” — Pam Beesley
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#72
“Power points are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.” — Dwight Schrute
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#73
“Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are too flashy, so I’m forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.” — Angela Martin
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#74
“I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit it in an air-conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for… That is the life.” — Stanley Hudson
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#75
“Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of a game is that?” — Kelly Kapoor
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#76
“We have a gym at home. It’s called the bedroom.” — Phyllis Lapin-Vance
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#77
“You guys I’m, like, really smart now. You don’t even know. You could ask me, ‘Kelly, what’s the biggest company in the world?’ And I’d be like, ‘blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.’ Giving you the exact right answer.” — Kelly Kapoor
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#78
“Sometimes I get so bored I just want to scream, and then sometimes I actually do scream. I just sort of feel out what the situation calls for.” — Kelly Kapoor
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#79
“I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket.” — Kevin Malone
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#80
“I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that Al Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn’t hate me.” — Pam Beesley
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