Over the last couple of decades, we’ve had some excellent TV series; yet, only a fraction of them have had the same impact on audiences and pop culture as The Office. From its painful relatability to lovable characters and goofy humor, The Office proved to be a smash hit for the last ten years or so.
And let’s not forget the endless stream of The Office memes that keep the show alive and well in the digital age. To commemorate its ingenuity once more, we’ve created a list of the most awesome The Office quotes and are delivering them straight to your screens for your reading pleasure. So, get ready for giggles and eye-opening moments, and scroll down below to meet our selection!
But, before you do, though, should we bet whose funny quotes, besides Michael, you’ll find the most in this list? Will it be the gems of thought from the enigma known as Dwight? Or maybe the most loveable cat lady, Angela?
Or perhaps the very insightful quotes from Tuna will be the most numerous here? Well, there’s only one way to figure it out, and it is by checking out The Office quotes and doing a thorough count! Doesn’t that sound fun?
So, you’re probably ripe enough with curiosity, and it is time to finally skip to the fun, unexpectedly moving quotes themselves, am I right? Once you are there, vote for your favorite quotes, if you’d like, and share this jovial compendium with your friends.
#101
“It’s like I used to tell my wife. I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong, and if you don’t like it, you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I’ll say it to my next one, too.” — Stanley Hudson
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#102
“Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company, this would be my career. And, uh, if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.” — Jim Halpert
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#103
“I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the ’60s I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain… And it’s possible a man slipped in. (Shrugs) There’d be no way of knowing.” — Creed Bratton
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#104
"I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors." — Dwight Schrute
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#105
"Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair." — Andy Bernard
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#106
“I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the Sheriff’s station.” — Creed Bratton
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#107
“You know what they say about a car wreck, where it’s so awful you can’t look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away from, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.” — Pam Beesley
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#108
“I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs.” — Phyllis Lapin-Vance
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#109
“How is it possible that in five years, I’ve had two engagements and only one chair?” — Pam Beesley
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#110
“The people here are amazing debaters. I guess you can say they are master-baters.” — Kevin Malone
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#111
“Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn’t seem to realize that it wasn’t his hot coffee. So, the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won’t notice?” — Jim Halpert
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#112
“I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day.” — Stanley Hudson
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#113
“Tell ya one thing, I’m not gonna be a good mom tonight.” — Meredith
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#114
“When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs. Only one to go.” — Creed Bratton
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#115
“So you’ve come to the master for guidance? Is this what you’re saying, grasshopper?” — Michael Scott
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#116
“I think it’s great that the company’s making a commercial, because not very many people have heard of us. I mean, when I tell people I work at Dunder Mifflin, they think that we sell mufflers or muffins or mittens or… And frankly, all of those sound better than paper, so I let it slide.” — Jim Halpert
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#117
“Ain’t no party like a Scranton party cause a Scranton party don’t stop!” — Michael Scott
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#118
“Mind if I steal my wife?” — Bob Vance
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#119
"Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn." — Andy Bernard
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#120
"There's something about an underdog that really inspires the unexceptional." — Robert California
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