Over the last couple of decades, we’ve had some excellent TV series; yet, only a fraction of them have had the same impact on audiences and pop culture as The Office. From its painful relatability to lovable characters and goofy humor, The Office proved to be a smash hit for the last ten years or so.
And let’s not forget the endless stream of The Office memes that keep the show alive and well in the digital age. To commemorate its ingenuity once more, we’ve created a list of the most awesome The Office quotes and are delivering them straight to your screens for your reading pleasure. So, get ready for giggles and eye-opening moments, and scroll down below to meet our selection!
But, before you do, though, should we bet whose funny quotes, besides Michael, you’ll find the most in this list? Will it be the gems of thought from the enigma known as Dwight? Or maybe the most loveable cat lady, Angela?
Or perhaps the very insightful quotes from Tuna will be the most numerous here? Well, there’s only one way to figure it out, and it is by checking out The Office quotes and doing a thorough count! Doesn’t that sound fun?
So, you’re probably ripe enough with curiosity, and it is time to finally skip to the fun, unexpectedly moving quotes themselves, am I right? Once you are there, vote for your favorite quotes, if you’d like, and share this jovial compendium with your friends.
#41
“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” — Kelly Kapoor
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#42
“So this is my life — until I win the lottery. Or Pam finally writes that series of young adult books.” — Jim Halpert
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#43
“Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.” — Michael Scott
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#44
“Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.” — Dwight Schrute
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#45
“Oh, I don’t think it’s blackmail. Angela just does what I ask her to do, so I won’t tell everyone that she’s cheating on Andy with Dwight. I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter.” — Phyllis Lapin-Vance
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#46
“No, Rose, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs… Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there?” – Michael Scott
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#47
“Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.” — Michael Scott
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#48
“The only problem is whenever I try to make a taco, I get too excited and crush it.” — Kevin Malone
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#49
“I am Beyonce, always.” — Michael Scott
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#50
“Let’s put a smile on that face.” — Creed Bratton
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#51
“You know a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.” — Creed Bratton
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#52
"Do I look like someone who would waste my own time?" — Robert California
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#53
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael Scott
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#54
“Today, smoking is going to save lives.” — Dwight Schrute
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#55
“I don’t want to be married in a tent like a hobo.” — Angela Martin
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#56
“I’m guessing Angela is the one in the neighborhood that gives the trick-or-treaters toothbrushes, pennies, walnuts.” — Pam Beesley
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#57
“Who is Justice Beaver?” — Dwight Schrute
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#58
“When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.” — Pam Beesley
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#59
“I miss the days when there was only one party I didn’t want to go to.” — Ryan Howard
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#60
“Jim told me you could buy gaydar online.” — Dwight Schrute
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