Over the last couple of decades, we’ve had some excellent TV series; yet, only a fraction of them have had the same impact on audiences and pop culture as The Office. From its painful relatability to lovable characters and goofy humor, The Office proved to be a smash hit for the last ten years or so.
And let’s not forget the endless stream of The Office memes that keep the show alive and well in the digital age. To commemorate its ingenuity once more, we’ve created a list of the most awesome The Office quotes and are delivering them straight to your screens for your reading pleasure. So, get ready for giggles and eye-opening moments, and scroll down below to meet our selection!
But, before you do, though, should we bet whose funny quotes, besides Michael, you’ll find the most in this list? Will it be the gems of thought from the enigma known as Dwight? Or maybe the most loveable cat lady, Angela?
Or perhaps the very insightful quotes from Tuna will be the most numerous here? Well, there’s only one way to figure it out, and it is by checking out The Office quotes and doing a thorough count! Doesn’t that sound fun?
So, you’re probably ripe enough with curiosity, and it is time to finally skip to the fun, unexpectedly moving quotes themselves, am I right? Once you are there, vote for your favorite quotes, if you’d like, and share this jovial compendium with your friends.
#21
“I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.” — Michael Scott
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#22
“In the parking lot today, there was a circus! The copier did tricks on the high-wire. A lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat. There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator. A strongman crushed a turtle; I laughed, and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.” — Creed Bratton
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#23
“Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.” — Michael Scott
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#24
“No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.” — Michael Scott
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#25
“If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.” — Stanley Hudson
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#26
“I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working.” — Michael Scott
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#27
“I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” — Michael Scott
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#28
“I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.” — Michael Scott
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#29
“Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed’s brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I’ve read some of it. Even for the internet, it’s… Pretty shocking.” — Ryan Howard
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#30
“I’m fast. To give you a reference point. I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.” — Dwight Schrute
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#31
“I’m glad Michael’s getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he’s stupid.” — Phyllis Lapin-Vance
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#32
“A few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa and my cousin, Mufasa, was um, he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests and um, we all took it really hard.” — Ryan Howard
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#33
“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.” — Michael Scot
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#34
“Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.” — Stanley Hudson
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#35
“I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” — Kevin Malone
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#36
“And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” — Michael Scott
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#37
“There are always a million reasons not to do something.” — Jan Levinson
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#38
"Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?" — Kevin Malone
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#39
"It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don't expect everybody to understand." — Michael Scott
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#40
"For my new year's resolution, I gave up drinking... During the week." — Meredith Palmer
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