Summer is full of adventures! For instance - getting accidentally sunburned, attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes and a bazillion other blood-sucking insects, surviving a pavement-melting heat wave, and probably the most awful thing of them all - having to sit through a good chunk of this season in an office. In fact, one might even say that summer IS a joke. One fun, adventurous, sun-kissed joke that we, despite the cons, look forward to all year. And, to make the interim until it finally starts just a tiny bit better, have some amusement with our collection of the best summer jokes. After all, laughing isn’t only good for your health, but time seems to pass quicker, too, when you’re chuckling.
So, what should you expect from these seasonal jokes? Well, for starters, some good ole adorable puns and clever wordplay considering all things summer. Then there are situational jokes which always seem to actually come true in summertime. Then there are your classy jokes and your silly jokes; all in all, a very thorough compendium that reflects the essence of everyone’s favorite season in a very loveable and hilarious way.
So, grab your shades and your flip-flops, put on an easy-breezy playlist, and have a go at our summer jokes! These cute jokes will make you reminisce on the good times of summer, even in the depth of winter; this we can promise hands down! Don’t forget to vote for the best jokes and share this article with your friends, too.
#81
Why do fish swim in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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#82

First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.
Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?
First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years!
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#83
Bob: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?
Jim: An elephant.
Bob: No, a mouse on vacation.
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#84
Monica: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation?
Josh: Alaska.
Monica: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.
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#85
Charles: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
Ray: Why?
Charles: To make up for his miserable summer.
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#86

Liz: Where do ants go for vacation?
Lorna: Where?
Liz: France.
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#87
Myles: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his vacation?
Henry: Why?
Myles: Because he already had a trunk!
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#88
Reading while you sunbathe makes you well red!
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#89
It's summer, let's shell-abrate!
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#90

What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks!
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#91
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
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#92
What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
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#93
Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?
They are hill-arious.
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#94

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed summer school?
"No, sir. I didn't miss it at all."
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#95
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle!
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#96
In the summer, I can remember my three-year-old brother scaring the living daylights out of everyone by disappearing one day.
We all looked through the shoreline and forest.
After a couple of hours, we saw him chasing butterflies in the woods.
My mother told him sharply, “Now, Jack, every time you want to go somewhere, you have to tell me first. Is that okay?”
Jack thought it over and said, “Okay, I want to go to Disney World tomorrow”!
We all looked through the shoreline and forest.
After a couple of hours, we saw him chasing butterflies in the woods.
My mother told him sharply, “Now, Jack, every time you want to go somewhere, you have to tell me first. Is that okay?”
Jack thought it over and said, “Okay, I want to go to Disney World tomorrow”!
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#97
Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora.
Me: Man, I want to, but I’m pora pora.
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#98

I finally told my suitcases that there would be no holiday this year.
Now I’m dealing with this emotional baggage.
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#99
Miles are longer than kilometers.
Save fuel by taking a trip in kilometers.
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#100
It would be great if I could take a 6-month vacation.
Twice a year!
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