Summer is full of adventures! For instance - getting accidentally sunburned, attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes and a bazillion other blood-sucking insects, surviving a pavement-melting heat wave, and probably the most awful thing of them all - having to sit through a good chunk of this season in an office. In fact, one might even say that summer IS a joke. One fun, adventurous, sun-kissed joke that we, despite the cons, look forward to all year. And, to make the interim until it finally starts just a tiny bit better, have some amusement with our collection of the best summer jokes. After all, laughing isn’t only good for your health, but time seems to pass quicker, too, when you’re chuckling.
So, what should you expect from these seasonal jokes? Well, for starters, some good ole adorable puns and clever wordplay considering all things summer. Then there are situational jokes which always seem to actually come true in summertime. Then there are your classy jokes and your silly jokes; all in all, a very thorough compendium that reflects the essence of everyone’s favorite season in a very loveable and hilarious way.
So, grab your shades and your flip-flops, put on an easy-breezy playlist, and have a go at our summer jokes! These cute jokes will make you reminisce on the good times of summer, even in the depth of winter; this we can promise hands down! Don’t forget to vote for the best jokes and share this article with your friends, too.
#101
Unpacking my suitcase after a vacation is like the ultimate emotional burden.
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#102

Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
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#103
I'm pretty shore that we're going to have the best summer ever!
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#104
Aboat time for summer to start again.
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#105
This vacation has been sand-sational!
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#106

Where do music loving cats go to for vacation?
Sing-a-purr.
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#107
Why did Pluto have such a terrible vacation?
Because he didn’t planet well.
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#108
Where does Luke Skywalker like to vacation?
The HimaLeah.
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#109
Me: the Airline lost my luggage, so I tried to sue them.
Someone: Did you win?
Me: Unfortunately not, I lost the case.
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#110

Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
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#111
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
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#112
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
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#113
What do trains do during the summer?
Play beach trolleyball.
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#114

Why did the shark befriend the dolphin?
Because it wanted more porpoise in its life.
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#115
Elaine: Where do eggs go on summer vacation?
Peter: I don’t know.
Elaine: New Yolk City!
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#116
Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?
Lake Eerie.
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#117
When crayons go on vacation, where do they go?
Color-ado!
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#118

"I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer."
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#119
How was the Canadian able to put out a fire while vacationing in Mexico?
With the help of a hose eh.
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#120
My partner and I can never agree on vacations.
"I want to go to exotic islands and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me."
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