Summer is full of adventures! For instance - getting accidentally sunburned, attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes and a bazillion other blood-sucking insects, surviving a pavement-melting heat wave, and probably the most awful thing of them all - having to sit through a good chunk of this season in an office. In fact, one might even say that summer IS a joke. One fun, adventurous, sun-kissed joke that we, despite the cons, look forward to all year. And, to make the interim until it finally starts just a tiny bit better, have some amusement with our collection of the best summer jokes. After all, laughing isn’t only good for your health, but time seems to pass quicker, too, when you’re chuckling.
So, what should you expect from these seasonal jokes? Well, for starters, some good ole adorable puns and clever wordplay considering all things summer. Then there are situational jokes which always seem to actually come true in summertime. Then there are your classy jokes and your silly jokes; all in all, a very thorough compendium that reflects the essence of everyone’s favorite season in a very loveable and hilarious way.
So, grab your shades and your flip-flops, put on an easy-breezy playlist, and have a go at our summer jokes! These cute jokes will make you reminisce on the good times of summer, even in the depth of winter; this we can promise hands down! Don’t forget to vote for the best jokes and share this article with your friends, too.
#61

What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?
It’s rated ARRRRRR!
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#62
When you start looking like the person in your driving license, you know it’s time for a vacation.
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#63
“My vacation is so long, I forget all my passwords.”
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#64
Keep palm and carry on.
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#65

Thank god we're not tide down with homework during the holidays!
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#66
My wife insisted that we go to Stockholm in vacation.
I didn't want to go at first, but now, I don't want to leave.
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#67
What does your long-distance girlfriend who you met on vacation have in common with the square root of -1?
They both are imaginary.
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#68
I'm thinking about taking a vacation to hell.
After all, everybody's always telling me to go there.
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#69
My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.
Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
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#70

What do you call a emo kid on vacation?
A Tropical Depression.
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#71
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York!
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#72
Where does Santa Claus stay on a vacation?
In a Ho-Ho-Hotel.
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#73
Can’t believe this is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19…
Normally, I don’t go because I’m poor.
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#74

Where do hamsters go on vacation?
Hamsterdam!
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#75
How do rabbits like to travel?
By Hareplane!
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#76
Where do cows go on the summer vacation?
To the moo-vies.
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#77
What treat do dads like on hot summer days?
POPsicles.
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#78

What do you do if you get rejected at the sunscreen company?
Reapply.
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#79
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish!
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#80
What did the reporter say to the ice cream?
What’s the scoop?
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