Summer is full of adventures! For instance - getting accidentally sunburned, attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes and a bazillion other blood-sucking insects, surviving a pavement-melting heat wave, and probably the most awful thing of them all - having to sit through a good chunk of this season in an office. In fact, one might even say that summer IS a joke. One fun, adventurous, sun-kissed joke that we, despite the cons, look forward to all year. And, to make the interim until it finally starts just a tiny bit better, have some amusement with our collection of the best summer jokes. After all, laughing isn’t only good for your health, but time seems to pass quicker, too, when you’re chuckling.
So, what should you expect from these seasonal jokes? Well, for starters, some good ole adorable puns and clever wordplay considering all things summer. Then there are situational jokes which always seem to actually come true in summertime. Then there are your classy jokes and your silly jokes; all in all, a very thorough compendium that reflects the essence of everyone’s favorite season in a very loveable and hilarious way.
So, grab your shades and your flip-flops, put on an easy-breezy playlist, and have a go at our summer jokes! These cute jokes will make you reminisce on the good times of summer, even in the depth of winter; this we can promise hands down! Don’t forget to vote for the best jokes and share this article with your friends, too.
#41
Which season do math teacher’s like the most?
Summer.
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#42

What do sheep do on nice summer days?
Go to a baa-baa-cue.
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#43
What did the family do when they arrived at the summer breach resort?
They shellabrated.
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#44
Why was the family so tired after returning from summer vacation?
They flew all the way home.
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#45
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Sue York City.
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#46

What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
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#47
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaaahamas.
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#48
Erik: Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
Sarah: I haven’t a clue.
Erik: He needed to recharge his batteries.
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#49
Mike: Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?
Hank: I don’t know.
Mike: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
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#50

Jacob: Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?
Riley: Why not?
Jacob: They’d get called for traveling!
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#51
Billy: Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?
Ian: Where?
Billy: Hollywood and Vine.
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#52
First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation?
Second dog: Search me!
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#53

Spencer: What summer vacation destination makes your pet bird sing for joy?
Brian: I haven’t a clue.
Spencer: The Canary Islands!
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#54
Where do fish go on their holidays?
They don’t, because they are always in school!
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#55
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yoo.
Yoo who?
Yoo hoo! Big summer blow out!
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#56
What did the sea do to the sand?
The sand blushed because the sea weed!
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#57

What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
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#58
What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
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#59
Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
To get to the other tide!
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#60
What race is never run?
A swimming race.
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